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Good CUTE pickup lines? (pg. 2)
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| Geed |
| quote: | Originally posted by SmackdowN
Hi I'm gay |
Ya we guessed that |
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| Daffer |
how about....(situation: she is at a copy machine)
you approach and say: "reproducing eh? mind if I help?"
or maybe: you: have you ever seen an angel?
she: no, i don't think so
you: well I'm seeing one now
yeah second one was corny and stuff but has done wonders he he |
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| Izzy |
ok here are some funny pick-up lines well they're not really pick-up lines these are things you would say to a girl you just met and are hanging out with her the whole night, for example picking up a chick at a rave.... once you already met these should increase the sexual tension and add a smile on her face:
ok first you make sure she doesnt have a boyfriend so ask:
Do you have a boyfriend? if yes: want another one?
next while dancing:
Excuse me, did you just touch my ass?
No.
Damn!
and lastly when you're all worn out from dancing:
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
here's one to do in a club thats kinda mean but is funny nonetheless:
He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... |
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| luckystrike |
| quote: | Originally posted by Izzy
here's one to do in a club thats kinda mean but is funny nonetheless:
He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... |
hehehe lol :stongue:
well - i already wrote it a while ago but...:) , anyway - i saw this good looking girl walking in the street so i ask my friend to stop the car next to her - then i opened the window and ask her if she can explain me where is "arlozorov" street - when she said she dont know i start to explain her how to get there...
she laughed and we start talking...
since then me and my friends start doing it more often when we back on our way home from going out - its kinnda funny...
we took a map and when people dont know the way we start explaining them...:)
one time someone actually know where is this street so we start argue with him wich way is shorter...:) |
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| Gambit |
| Go up to a girl, take a piece of ice from your drink, drop it on the floor and stamp on it. Then say, "Now that the ice is broken, would you like to f**k?" |
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| Sir. Lunchalot |
Here`s another one:
Give her ten cents and say:
"Call your mom and tell her you won`t be coming home tonight!":D
..or try this one:
"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
...ok that was lame...:p
I personally like this one:
"Take off your cloth, lie down, we have to talk.":toothless |
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| Phazon |
" Are you as hot in the bedroom as you are on the dancefloor?"
" Can you as well as you dance?" |
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| DJ-Energy |
| quote: | Originally posted by luckystrike
hehehe lol :stongue:
well - i already wrote it a while ago but...:) , anyway - i saw this good looking girl walking in the street so i ask my friend to stop the car next to her - then i opened the window and ask her if she can explain me where is "arlozorov" street - when she said she dont know i start to explain her how to get there...
she laughed and we start talking...
since then me and my friends start doing it more often when we back on our way home from going out - its kinnda funny...
we took a map and when people dont know the way we start explaining them...:)
one time someone actually know where is this street so we start argue with him wich way is shorter...:) |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!.. you must be drunk |
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| Sandman |
| quote: | Originally posted by Izzy
He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... |
Another one:
He: Shall we dance?
She NO!! :whip:
He No No, you miss understood me, I said: You look fat in those pants :D |
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| bluE_Neon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Excite
The "you look familiar" stuff is played out. From experience and my many chats with female aquaintancees I've found cute pickup lines work the best. Can anyone share one that has worked? Or can you think of any? Girls, you too need to reply. |
man, how old r u? u really need 2 come and ask ppl? seriously, just be ourself ;) :) |
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| Excite |
| quote: | Originally posted by bluE_Neon
man, how old r u? u really need 2 come and ask ppl? seriously, just be ourself ;) :) |
You're kidding right? Just being yourself is the worst advice I've heard. If I was to be myself I would be a nice intellectual guy, women aren't attracted to that! You will never get with any women being Mr. Nice Guy. You must have no experience at all. How old are you? 12? |
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| InsomnEac |
i agree with neon, just be yourself, be funny, cos cheesy pick up lines dont work.
:cool: |
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