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Good CUTE pickup lines? (pg. 3)
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| ta_wilson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Geed
Ya we guessed that |
ohhh..shot him down
matej your sig rules...who made it? u? stephen?
same with your avatar-kicks ass |
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| TranceFusion |
| No seriously, being funny (not obnoxious) but make a small joke, and be your self. chick who I met, or are good friends with say they dont like 'fake' guys. If you are your self you can't loose. Trust me on this one, always works for me...heh :D:D:D:D |
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| ta_wilson |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceFusion
No seriously, being funny (not obnoxious) but make a small joke, and be your self. chick who I met, or are good friends with say they dont like 'fake' guys. If you are your self you can't loose. Trust me on this one, always works for me...heh :D:D:D:D |
well u are right mostly...but u can lose by being yourself....for example if u are a total loser or something |
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| krusader |
| being yourself is not going to make or break you... its all about being confident when you first talk... not arrogant... just dont be afraid |
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| Glyph |
Okay, here's a couple guaranteed never to fail....
1) You approach a girl who's with a few friends and say "Hey, so how are my kids?" Guaranteed Ice breaker.
2} Go up to the girl and say "Say, do you know the difference between a blow job and a cheeseburger?" When she says no you simply reply..."Cool, then how 'bout we do lunch tommorow".
3) You say to her "Do you have a little german (spanish, italian, whatever) in you? When she says no you say "would you like one?"
4) After spying her across the room, you beckon her over with your finger. When she gets there you say "I just made you cum with one finger. Imagine what I could do with the rest of my body."
Oh yeah, did I mention when I said "guaranteed not to fail" I meant guaranteed not to fail to get you slapped, cussed out or kneed? Oops. |
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| Geed |
| quote: | Originally posted by Glyph
Okay, here's a couple guaranteed never to fail....
3) You say to her "Do you have a little german (spanish, italian, whatever) in you? When she says no you say "would you like one?"
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u shuld replace the word little with BIG
cause otherwise it wont work.:D |
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| InsomnEac |
| quote: | Originally posted by Geed
u shuld replace the word little with BIG
cause otherwise it wont work.:D |
it would make more sense if you replaced it with ANY and replace "would you like one" to would you like some
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| DJAhmet |
Funniest one i heard was.. "you have the whitest teeth i'd ever want to cum across" :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
one's that work are ones like someone in here said b4..
walk up to a chick and say "see my friend over there" Point him out and she says yeah.. then u say "well he wants to know if u think im cute"
Worse that can happen is u get rejected with that one.. but generally they think its cute and bam your in... |
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| InsomnEac |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJAhmet
...//walk up to a chick and say "see my friend over there" Point him out and she says yeah.. then u say "well he wants to know if u think im cute"
Worse that can happen is u get rejected with that one.. but generally they think its cute and bam your in... |
thats actually good, the only one posted that i'd actually try.
hehehe i'll let ya know if it works
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| Miss Proximus |
| quote: | Originally posted by InsomnEac
thats actually good, the only one posted that i'd actually try.
hehehe i'll let ya know if it works
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it's kinda obvious that u just want to know, but i'd think it's so sweet that i'd give the guy a chance :) |
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| Juricimo |
pick up lines = trashy...
women love guys who are confident...do whatever u need to do to be confident in yourself....than you will naturally radiate confidence:) and women will pick up the vibe....u will be able to talk to them or to introduce yourself to them....or they will simply walk up to you...
trust me on this one....
>JM<
PS dont' be too cocky, like me:D
but dont be too nice, joke around with them but show u care(only if you really do care):D
too nice = no pus*y....
trust me on this one too.... |
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| InsomnEac |
AHA...we found a winner!:D
the first pickup line with approval from a female ta...a queen ta at that;) |
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