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Good CUTE pickup lines? (pg. 7)
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| Phazon |
| Can i see your tag? It says Made in Heaven :stongue: |
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| TriPhOdd |
| quote: | Originally posted by PinkLollypop
last year at the 'Freakin' party one guy (who was on xtc) came up to me and said : you look so sexy tonight
i said : thank you
and then he said: oh my god, it feels so good. usually when i am sober - i am very shy and i can never approach a girl and tell her that she is sexy, so tonight i decided to tell all girls here how sexy they are
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was he one of you guys? :D |
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I'm sure it was ... |
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| Dj Dovla |
you : Hi , Do you want to play Army ?
girl : ok sure ,
you : ok than , I will lay down and you can Blow me away ...
this one is cheezy but anyways .
or listen to this one
you : Hi girl , I lost my phone number can i have yours ?
:rolleyes:
I never used them , but i found them funny .
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| Excite |
I think I'll try out some of these pickup lines this weekend at the Tiesto/PVD club events.
It's so hard to find an attractive intelligent woman these days.:( |
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| Eugene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Excite
It's so hard to find an attractive intelligent woman these days.:( |
It is indeed.
One solution is to book one from abroad.
:toothless |
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| Izzy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
One solution is to book one from abroad.
:toothless |
[phone conversation]
yes hello there, i'd like to reserve a female with an IQ above 110, dark hair with blue eyes, athletic and ummmm good in bed. I'm going to holland next week and i thought of booking one in advance. thanks
[/phone consversation] |
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| bluE_Neon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Excite
It's so hard to find an attractive intelligent woman these days.:( |
tell me about it bro :sadgreen: |
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| InsomnEac |
try this one:
i noticed you have braces, i have braces too...
guaranteed to work
heh
:p |
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| hansolo |
I dont know if anyone has posted these but im to lazy to read through 79 of them.
dirty dirties
"baby, i wish i was an astronaut so i could fly around uranus (get it- your anus)"
"I wanna make like WINNIE and get stuck up in your POOH" |
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| Dj-2TaLL |
K dudes!!!
you just killed me!!!
i was laghing so hard!!!
i was waiting to the end so that i can post the pizza thing!!!
but someone posted it all ready...
:(
i also put all of the lines in to a file...
if you wanna save your self some work ill send it or upload it or somthing...
:):):)
here in israel another good way is to find out someone who knows the person you want and get an introduction...
:)
being a small country has atvantages...
:D :D :D
but i also am an "eye contact" beliver... |
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| Leigh |
and guys - something to remember if she has a boyfriend...
just cos theres a goalkeeper, doesnt mean you cant score :) |
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| patticus |
hey, you look like oakie...
*who's oakie?*
(flash picture of oakenfold in all his wolfman glory)
that's bound to get you in her pants |
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