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funny euphemisms for taking a dump (pg. 2)
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol i'm not. but seriously, i know we all take craps and pee, but is it really necessary to talk about it let people know you're about to do it?
i've never understood ppl like that. especially chicks who fart all the time in front of their boyfriend and go, "MAN! i give that one a 10". friggin gross. no wonder the divorce rate is so high. |
Yeah if my GF / significant other started dropping bombs around me that would get old really fast.
| quote: | | giving birth to a stillborn chocolate otter |
:stongue: WTF! |
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| Orbax |
I usually just tell people im going to go stink up their bathroom.
Im still in Alaska, kind of hung over, drank a lot and got in some wrestling matches with my aunt last night. She punched me in the stomach :(
Ite, im off to Snug Harbor :D |
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| milanster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol i'm not. but seriously, i know we all take craps and pee, but is it really necessary to talk about it let people know you're about to do it?
i've never understood ppl like that. especially chicks who fart all the time in front of their boyfriend and go, "MAN! i give that one a 10". friggin gross. no wonder the divorce rate is so high. |
haha yeah i wouldnt like my gf to be that kewl around me!
well atleast between u and other girls...dont tell me u dont joke about it! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
I usually just tell people im going to go stink up their bathroom.
Im still in Alaska, kind of hung over, drank a lot and got in some wrestling matches with my aunt last night. She punched me in the stomach :(
Ite, im off to Snug Harbor :D |
i dont know why, but this post just made me crack up.
hope you're having fun orbax:) |
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| Vivid Boy |
| yo i got to take a |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by milanster
haha yeah i wouldnt like my gf to be that kewl around me!
well atleast between u and other girls...dont tell me u dont joke about it! |
i really don't. i have a close girlfriend but we don't fart around each other. well, a couple times we were all jacked in south beach and she told me she had to take a crap once, but that's it. lol and i hate chicks who talk about really personal stuff, like their bf's dick size or their sex life....i just don't care to know that kind of stuff about someone and i certainly don't volunteer that info to anyone. i'm just a really private person.
the chick i work with acts like i'm this prissy snob because i don't fart in front of my bf or take dumps and tell him about it. she's like, "well he has to accept you! bla bla bla"... sorry, but i don't need to push my farts and feces on him in order to feel accepted:p |
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| milanster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i really don't. i have a close girlfriend but we don't fart around each other. well, a couple times we were all jacked in south beach and she told me she had to take a crap once, but that's it. lol and i hate chicks who talk about really personal stuff, like their bf's dick size or their sex life....i just don't care to know that kind of stuff about someone and i certainly don't volunteer that info to anyone. i'm just a really private person.
the chick i work with acts like i'm this prissy snob because i don't fart in front of my bf or take dumps and tell him about it. she's like, "well he has to accept you! bla bla bla"... sorry, but i don't need to push my farts and feces on him in order to feel accepted:p |
ure weird...lol j/k :p
yeah i guess ure kinda rite...for me atleast...i wouldnt like girls to talk about such stuff infront of me!
but for us guys...its a different story...we enjoy sharing such information! :p |
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| JM |
i got an original one i think...
" i'm gonna go utilize Dr. Phil's weight loss program "
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" i'm gonna listen to Dr. Phil and go lose some weight "
my older one was just " i gotta go lose some weight "
>JM< |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
my all time fav...
pinch a loaf |
me too |
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| Unknown DJ |
| i use the plain old fashoned "im going to take a " |
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| Brady |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
my all time fav...
pinch a loaf |
thats a good one, but isnt that from a movie?
Edit: The security guard said it in The Shawshank Redemption, right before Andy started playing the music. |
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| qwikk |
| quote: | Originally posted by blazed it
i gotta go release some chocolate hostages
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