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funny euphemisms for taking a dump
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| blazed it |
what do you guys tell your friends when you have to take a dump?
here are a couple of faves of mine:
i gotta go release some hostages
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dropping the kids off at the pool
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| Floorfiller |
my all time fav...
pinch a loaf |
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| enferno |
squattin a duce
shed a tear for russia
for takin a piss:
shake a hand with an old friend
gotta go see a man about a dog
etc. etc. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
gotta go see a man about a dog
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That one is my fav. |
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| Spad |
| This guy I used to work with used to call it "giving birth to a stillborn chocolate otter" :conf: |
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| TranceMuzik02 |
| to take a pee "going to spend a penny" |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by blazed it
dropping the kids off at the pool
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my friend uses a variation of that one...
"dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool" |
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| Slylee |
i don't really release that sort of detailed information with friends, lol. but i'm a girl, and that's how it should be.
well i take that back. if it's just to pee, i say that i have to pee. but number 2 shouldn't really be discussed because it's a smelly, awkward part of life. just like farting. |
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| milanster |
| "nature is on the fone"....as in nature calls :D |
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| milanster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i don't really release that sort of detailed information with friends, lol. but i'm a girl, and that's how it should be.
well i take that back. if it's just to pee, i say that i have to pee. but number 2 shouldn't really be discussed because it's a smelly, awkward part of life. just like farting. |
lol...dont pretend to be an angel now :p |
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| whitesmoke |
| going to back the big brown caddy out of the garage |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by milanster
lol...dont pretend to be an angel now :p |
lol i'm not. but seriously, i know we all take craps and pee, but is it really necessary to talk about it let people know you're about to do it?
i've never understood ppl like that. especially chicks who fart all the time in front of their boyfriend and go, "MAN! i give that one a 10". friggin gross. no wonder the divorce rate is so high. |
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