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funny euphemisms for taking a dump (pg. 3)
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| Ian^ |
| I'm going for a squit, if i'm not back in 20 minutes call the fire brigade |
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| PHALPAX |
| the general is deploying the troops |
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| PVD & T[]C |
after i go, i always say, "dude, i seriously just dropped a duce like two feet long"
or if i have to piss i say, " im gonna go drain the main vein" |
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| SgtFoo |
| quote: | Originally posted by PHALPAX
the general is deploying the troops |
^isn't that for whackin' off?
for takin a crap: I gotta go give birth to a brown baby boy (i don't mean to offend any1... i heard it once) |
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| gwrmarines |
| Gotta go blow some chunks, or hershey squirts.:stongue: |
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| PHALPAX |
| quote: | Originally posted by SgtFoo
^isn't that for whackin' off?
for takin a crap: I gotta go give birth to a brown baby boy (i don't mean to offend any1... i heard it once) |
it could be interpreted as such |
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| astroboy |
| For no 1's: I have to go point Percy at the porcelain. |
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| twisted420 |
take a dive in the porcelain pool
dropping a stink pickle
i gunna go play dumptruck
droppin a stool
one for just : a less-than-Magic Johnson (from the internet a while back) |
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| insecurity |
'gotta take a dump' is my normal saying, yet sometimes it's 'gotta go lay some cables'
when I was in primary school, all the kids use to call it a 'plop'
(guess it's the sound it makes when it hits the water):p |
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| blazed it |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
i gunna go play dumptruck
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i like this one and the still born otter one so far. i might use those haha:toothless |
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| atlearmeen |
"I'm gonna go make some brownies!!"
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"jeg har noen negerbarn å slippe løs!" |
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| KilldaDJ |
going for a
filling the toilet
going for a power dump
for a piss:
going for a whazz
toilet break time |
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