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BTG
well one time, i skipped school to play counterstrike, and when i came back the next day , somone told me (well actually pretty much the whole class) that the airconditioner thingy that was hoisted up on the celing fell right onto my chair. this was some 500lb big peice of metal . it would have hurt.

thank god for counter-strike :D

oh and i almost died at work the otehr day...i'd tell you how, but i'd have to explain what i do, and thats too complicated. so it.
BTG
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Originally posted by 3xx3r7
Thanks to my balance, I survived.


did the railng have anything to do with it?
BTG
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Originally posted by Orbax



who says the japs make the best compact cars.
Trancer85
Oh i just remembered, me and my friends were up staying up late tweeking about an year ago. we were chillin on a small plaza where we usually kick it. we decided to leave around 3:00 to go home. later that morning my dad tells one of the building i parked right next to exploded destroying and burning half the plaza at 5:00. if i were still there i wouldnt be here right now!!:wtf:
Trancer85
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Originally posted by BTG
who says the japs make the best compact cars.


that's a ford genius.
DJ Rat 187
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Originally posted by BTG
did the railng have anything to do with it?


:stongue: , good joke, there's no railing on top of Russian buildings

let's see my near death experiences:
well, I lived on the 7th floor and my balcony had no rails and it was kind of falling apart, so plenty of times that I almost fell in.

almost got kidnapped and my brother kind of saved me on that one, perfect timing

Got the living beat out of me at a park, ended up with the guy holding me by the hair and beating my head against a pine tree.

got ran over by a car (people in my city drive like ing animals, it was a military jeep too)

cracked my head when I was a little kid walking on a stone border type of thing and fell like 10 meters or so down and hit a pipe that was lining the wall head first

once my friend and I were crossing the street and running towards each other and looked at a truck that was turning onto our street and we looked at it at the same time and hit our heads and almost passed out, and fell and I managed to get my together at the last second and rolled over because that truck sure as hell wasn't stopping.

Got followed by creepy ass serial killer types and got chased by some many a time.
BTG
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Originally posted by Trancer85
that's a ford genius.


*sigh* duh.

thats the whole ING POINT OF MY POOR ATTEMPT AT HUMOR!

jesus tap dancing christ.
Rodrico
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Originally posted by Trancer85
that's a ford genius.


Reading a post before responding can help to avoid humiliation.
stevebutabi
I almost drowned surfing on the east coast of australia on a break 30 minutes from medical attention. Goddamn those waves were massive.
N|te-L|fe
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Originally posted by Trancer85
have you?


Nope, but watched reports about it, pretty freaky...

TechnoSpeed
Apparently when I was still in my mother's womb, I mangaged to get myself wrapped around the umbilical cord. It was wrapped around my neck and was obviously interfering with my breathing. Well I guess I somehow untangled myself. Still don't know how I did though. So I guess technically I wasn't near death because I wasn't really alive LOL.
Ang ' ela_ie
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Originally posted by TechnoSpeed
Apparently when I was still in my mother's womb, I mangaged to get myself wrapped around the umbilical cord. It was wrapped around my neck and was obviously interfering with my breathing. Well I guess I somehow untangled myself. Still don't know how I did though. So I guess technically I wasn't near death because I wasn't really alive LOL.


Erm, yeah you were alive.
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