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The Funny Pick-Up Lines Thread (pg. 2)
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
Here's another couple:
Girl. You must work in the lumber yard, cause you've been giving me the wood all day.
Girl. I'm gonna love you like a snow storm. I'm gonna give you 8-10 inches and you ain't gonna leave the house for at least three or four days. |
hahahahaha....those are great!!! :stongue: |
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| twisted420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
Here's another couple:
Girl. You must work in the lumber yard, cause you've been giving me the wood all day.
Girl. I'm gonna love you like a snow storm. I'm gonna give you 8-10 inches and you ain't gonna leave the house for at least three or four days. |
and the answer back would always be
"...how much ya got" |
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| e*motion |
1 - nice shoes. lets .
2 -
guy: wanna grab a pizza and afterwards ?
girl: EXCUSE ME?
guy: hey, forget the pizza! |
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| twisted420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
" girl Let me hit that "
always works for me at school:D |
that sounds way too much like a black dude
also..i wanna see pics of the girls you
...hit up
:nervous: |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
that sounds way too much like a black dude
also..i wanna see pics of the girls you
...hit up
:nervous: |
I aint got none,how do you know im not black:D |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
I aint got none,how do you know im not black:D |
cause you have a small pen0r |
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| twisted420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
I aint got none,how do you know im not black:D |
well i saw your pic:)
i bet you hook up with some fiiiiiiiiine ass honnays eh? |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
cause you have a small pen0r |
:wtf:
*TRUE*
*walks away with head down*:( |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
well i saw your pic:)
i bet you hook up with some fiiiiiiiiine ass honnays eh? |
I dont know what terms you canadians use for chicks but yeah ugly guys get too:toothless
I dont know about you, a little upset you aint gething pussie? |
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| twisted420 |
ugly guys = ugly puss
well...some guys get lots and lots of nice, hot girls
i get nice, hot girls, but not as many..and not as often...still fine with me:) |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
ugly guys = ugly puss |
Dude your in Canada:rolleyes:
This is AMERICA |
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