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The Funny Pick-Up Lines Thread (pg. 7)
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| twisted420 |
"Do you want to see something swell?"
"I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart..."
"So, you're a girl huh?"
"You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear." |
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| DjWhooCares |
"Wanna bone?"
"Get some Crunk in Yo' System!"
Nuff said.... |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by spec
These 2 are about 5 posts away from bum sex.
Its quite sickening. |
you're such a Bible-thumping conservative
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: |
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| DJAntSmith |
I went through a stage a year ago using stupid and insulting ones just for a laugh with my mates. The best one being
"Excuse me love, ever been fisted!?"
lmao!
Best part is it worked 4/5 times! :toothless |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
whenever we play this game with the girls hehehe...they always use the same one...
what's hot, winks, and s like a tiger? *wink* |
that line would work on any living human (would awaken some of the dead ones aswell) :eyes: |
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| PHALPAX |
| are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all day... |
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| Trance Nutter |
I can't think of any off the top of my head, but the funniest one I've heard a chick say to a guy:
You must be a dentist, cos I need a filling
I couldn't stop laughing............ |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by PHALPAX
are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all day... |
i like my version better:
are you tired? because i want to have amazing sex with you all night, but if you're not up for it i'll talk to that girl. |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
whenever we play this game with the girls hehehe...they always use the same one...
what's hot, winks, and s like a tiger? *wink* |
Hell yeah. I've used that before. It always gets a laugh. |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
"I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart..."
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This can be changed to poetry...
Wrap your thighs around my eyes,
and let me eat my way to your heart. |
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| Boomer187 |
"You know how I can tell you like me? cause your a girl"
cockiness gets you everywhere I swear. |
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| Nite-Mer |
My friend once walked up to a girl in a club and said, "What were you thinking wearing that dress? It makes your ankles look really fat."
I have no idea how, but it actually worked. He walked away and within 10 minutes she was walking up to him asking what he meant. He ended up making out with her. |
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