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The Funny Pick-Up Lines Thread
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| Nite-Mer |
Everyone knows at least one or two funny pick-up lines that may or may not work for a , but are amusing nonetheless. I'll start us out with this one:
Hey Baby. Is that a keg in your pants, cause I just wanna tap that ass! |
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| TweeK |
" girl Let me hit that "
always works for me at school:D |
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| {b.s.e.} |
didn't we just have one of these threads?
my favourite is " me if i'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?" :thepirate |
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| FabioCannavaro |
Do you like squirels?
Because I want to bust a nut in your hole.
Heard it on Graham Norton:D |
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| fbgdavidson |
'Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?'
3-2-1 say Cheese! |
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| Boomer187 |
i posted this in the last 3....
"Hey were you born in the toilet, cause baby your the !" |
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| Floorfiller |
you don't really need pick up lines...just be upfront and honest.
today's example:
so today was my first day of the new semester so i went to this one class and i sat down next to this girl. i asked her if she knew anything about the teacher and she said no. then she asks me if this was bla bla class and nope...she was in the wrong room. so as she is getting her stuff together i just blurt out...boy that's too bad i was really hoping to get to know you, do you wanna get a drink later? and tada...phone number... |
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| Nite-Mer |
I am bored and don't really care if it's been used before. Half the threads on here have been used before, and, if not, end up going to the same topics. I'm not gonna be too concerned about it. If you don't want to reply, don't. It's like some of you guys sit around waiting for someone to re-use a thread so you can bust them and feel good about yourself. Well, if that's the case, I'm glad I could make your day. |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
you don't really need pick up lines...just be upfront and honest.
today's example:
so today was my first day of the new semester so i went to this one class and i sat down next to this girl. i asked her if she knew anything about the teacher and she said no. then she asks me if this was bla bla class and nope...she was in the wrong room. so as she is getting her stuff together i just blurt out...boy that's too bad i was really hoping to get to know you, do you wanna get a drink later? and tada...phone number... |
I agree that these shouldn't be used in real life, but they amuse me. Being honest is always the way to go. And being yourself rather than putting up a front. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
you don't really need pick up lines...just be upfront and honest.
today's example:
so today was my first day of the new semester so i went to this one class and i sat down next to this girl. i asked her if she knew anything about the teacher and she said no. then she asks me if this was bla bla class and nope...she was in the wrong room. so as she is getting her stuff together i just blurt out...boy that's too bad i was really hoping to get to know you, do you wanna get a drink later? and tada...phone number... |
badabing...you still should have used Boomer's line... :wtf:
-Clovis |
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| Nite-Mer |
Here's another couple:
Girl. You must work in the lumber yard, cause you've been giving me the wood all day.
Girl. I'm gonna love you like a snow storm. I'm gonna give you 8-10 inches and you ain't gonna leave the house for at least three or four days. |
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