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some kids need to be shot. (pg. 3)
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| nialsjd |
first, i'd put some seran paper around his mouth and shake him up. that would scare the out of him and he'd squirm and require oxygen. the trick is to cover his mouth, but not his nose. eventually, from the raised heart beat, he'll pass out from his constricted airways and then i'd put him in a van and take him to my mom's son's house.
first things first. tie him to a chair and put some sunglasses on him. next cut off his penis and use some skotch tape to stick it onto his sunglasses. next i'd grab a gillette razor. and a mach 3 razor. why?
# Shaving replacement cartridges for Gillette MACH3 triple-blade system
# 3 blades get increasingly closer to beard to reduce need for re-shaving
# Includes lubricating strip for smoother, more comfortable shave
# Patented DLC comfort edge for effortless glide
so anyways, after putting cotton swabs in his testicle, you take some gasoline and pour it on his head. get him a lil dizzy with the fumes. next u take a small knife and start cutting chucks off of his arm. make sure you cut tear at the meat and be sure not to get the veins, cus then he'd die quick and we want this guy to suffer like old school style. uh oh, my mom told me to go to sleep |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by nialsjd
mom told me to go to sleep |
THANK GOD!!:eek: :eek: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | If I die before i wake,
at least in heaven i can skate
cos' right now on earth i can't do jack
without the MAN up on my back
now heaven would be a DJ,
spinning up all night long.
Now heaven would be just kicking back
with Jesus packing my bong |
OPM - Heaven is a Halfpipe |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjWhooCares
THANK GOD!!:eek: :eek: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
I couldve written one much more painful :) |
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| nialsjd |
| the only thing scarier than using a mach3 razor is using a mach2, which doesn't have gel lubricant and thus is more likely to cause cuts while shaving |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by nialsjd
the only thing scarier than using a mach3 razor is using a mach2, which doesn't have gel lubricant and thus is more likely to cause cuts while shaving |
are u some kind of Mach Razor expert os spokesman or something..
DROP THE DAMN RAZORS!!!....are u one of those people that drift off a subject, then creats a new subject and that subject has nothing to do with the original subject, because u drifted off into a diff. subject..:crazy: |
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| Mebot |
Well there was a movie in the 80's called Manhunter... precursor to Silence of The Lambs...
its the same movie as Red Dragon, but without Ed Norton and Tony Hopkins... |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Well there was a movie in the 80's called Manhunter... precursor to Silence of The Lambs...
its the same movie as Red Dragon, but without Ed Norton and Tony Hopkins... |
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HAHAH>..u did that on purpose u ass monkey butt plug...well with taht
Good Night...im out now...See ya all latah!!:happy2: :happy2: :happy2: |
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| nialsjd |
| ok, lets get back on topic. shoot more kids, especially the ones that smoke marijuana and have erotic fantasies of tony hawk smearing skateboard grease on his crotch and his peice of wood on wheels |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by nialsjd
the only thing scarier than using a mach3 razor is using a mach2, which doesn't have gel lubricant and thus is more likely to cause cuts while shaving |
How about this?
First, you kidnap them with chloroform, which gives you plenty of time to bind and gag them, then get them back to your place for torture. While they are stuck, make little slits with a razor blade all over sensitive parts of the body (under the armpits and on stomach/chest...back of knees, tops of feet). You follow each slice with several drops of some kind of juice with citric acid (lemon is likely best). Once youve gotten all your cuts, a few healthy sprays of this juice liberally over them should work nicely. Following this, you get your pack of ciggarettes out, and smoke them slowly, expounding all the smoke in ther direction. At the end of each ciggarette, carefully select a sensitive point of the body (eyelids, earlobes, the inside part of your elbow), and slowly push the tip of the cigarette into said place. by the time youre on cig #4 or 5, you probably wont want to bother trying to give them second hand smoke poisoning, so just light the cigg then put it out on them. Following this, grab your favorite pair of needle nose pliers and carefully grasp the end of your subjects toenail. Starting with the pinky toe, give the nail a firm enough tug to wear it will largely dislodge, then twist the nail out the rest of the way as though it were the other kind of nail, stuck in the wall. repeat with the pinky toe on the other foot, and alternate toes and feet from outside to in, ripping off the big toe nail off in 2 segments per big toe. Your target screaming may be an annoying factor, so at this point, grab their tounge with the pliers, hold their head firmly with one hand and rip as much of the tounge out as possible. This will not stop them from screaming, but a sharp jab with the butt end of the pliers to the throat should keep them silent for a bit. Next, take a qtip or wodden stir stick and slip it into their ear. When the object seems lodged, give it a sharp blow with the palm of your hand. Repeat this with the other ear. Id go on, but i think ive made my point... |
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| nialsjd |
| i'm not gay or anything but i'd have anal sex with him and put my tongue in his mouth and tell him i'm gay |
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