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some kids need to be shot. (pg. 6)
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| Stassi |
| quote: | Originally posted by nialsjd
first, i'd put some seran paper around his mouth and shake him up. that would scare the out of him and he'd squirm and require oxygen. the trick is to cover his mouth, but not his nose. eventually, from the raised heart beat, he'll pass out from his constricted airways and then i'd put him in a van and take him to my mom's son's house.
first things first. tie him to a chair and put some sunglasses on him. next cut off his penis and use some skotch tape to stick it onto his sunglasses. next i'd grab a gillette razor. and a mach 3 razor. why?
# Shaving replacement cartridges for Gillette MACH3 triple-blade system
# 3 blades get increasingly closer to beard to reduce need for re-shaving
# Includes lubricating strip for smoother, more comfortable shave
# Patented DLC comfort edge for effortless glide
so anyways, after putting cotton swabs in his testicle, you take some gasoline and pour it on his head. get him a lil dizzy with the fumes. next u take a small knife and start cutting chucks off of his arm. make sure you cut tear at the meat and be sure not to get the veins, cus then he'd die quick and we want this guy to suffer like old school style. uh oh, my mom told me to go to sleep |
or he can hit you in the face 3 times with a skateboard and you can sleep on pavement all night. |
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| nialsjd |
| quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
dude, can you stop stereotyping him as a "marijuana smoking skater"? You make it sound like everyone that smokes up is a dick like him. Honestly, what difference does it make whether he smokes up or not? I bet ff he did smoke weed, then he'd probably be more relaxed and wouldn't act like such a dick. |
how would u explain the small penis?
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dats right |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by nialsjd
how would u explain the small penis?
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dats right |
wow, u showed me :rolleyes: |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by nialsjd
how would u explain the small penis?
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he's your brother? |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
he's your brother? |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| is that thing safe to click? i don't wanna accept that macromedia thing (the popup) and have my computer (at work) be all jacked with pop ups... |
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| nialsjd |
lets just see who gets the final word. u see, i was browsing Mozilla FireFox's version of the internet and i came across this interesting site. Now, i must warn u, this site is abuot skate boarders who smoke marijuana.
anyways, so i looked through this website and i was appalled to find out that all of these skaters smoke marijuana.
FACT: i was reading Super Street magazine and they had an article on Tony Hawk, where he CLEARLY states something like this: "i skate and i smoked a doobie."
now, this guy is the heart of roller skating. If he is THEE steakborder, then its clear he represents the truth of skaters, and thats that all skaters smoke marijuana and are completely disrespectful when it comes to 40,000$ cars. and they have small penis. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
is that thing safe to click? i don't wanna accept that macromedia thing (the popup) and have my computer (at work) be all jacked with pop ups... |
i didn't have any pop up problems...i'm not promising anything though
oh and the content is work safe ;) |
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| jonze234 |
| i didnt get any popups |
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| Slylee |
| so you just clicked the link and then clicked "Yes" or "ok" when that popup thing appeared ?? |
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| nialsjd |
| are u doing an impersonation of jessica simpson? |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by nialsjd
now, this guy is the heart of roller skating. |
:wtf: |
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