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| trancechaos |
just like it says below your avator diabolical jackass! dude i dont know you, but if your personality really is the way it comes out across in this forum then you are a huge imature igomaniac. smarten up dude and start treating women with respect.
like a few people have already said, its not just about pregancy but also about disease dude. you cant take chances these days. please be responsible for your sake and the sake of your partner.
i dont understand guys like you at times. there are plenty good guys in the world that are single and im sure deserve a girl more than you. females are very special, more special then you will ever know, so i beg you to please treat them with respect, love and care. |
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| Jayx1 |
sadly though...women say they like nice guys but rarely do in our society.
guys like diabolic usually succeed more than respectful nice guys. |
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| bass drive |
some ladies might dislike "nice guys" because they are boring :D
but then again, this term is not accurate... |
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| bluE_Neon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
if the chick falls in love with u and figures out ur using her for a one day she'll just not take the pill and get pregnant just to keep u around. seen it happen, and its not pretty. |
Zis izz za truth! |
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| Kytracid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
if the chick falls in love with u and figures out ur using her for a one day she'll just not take the pill and get pregnant just to keep u around. seen it happen, and its not pretty. |
While i agree it happens, that's gotta be the dumbest reason in the world to have a kid. Chicks like that need to get some sense smacked upside their heads. Not only does that ruin a guys life (even if he is an like diablo) -- just think about 7 years down the line, and the conversation the young moms gonna have with her kid :
"Come here lil Jimmy, mommy wants to tell you something...It's something i didn't want to tell you before, but seeing as you can poo and pee on your own now, i figured you deserve to know the truth.
*long, pregnant pause as the kid looks up, expecting to get some kind of treat*
*I had you cause i wanted to trap your daddy"
"But I don't have a daddy, Mommy"
"I know baby, when that sonofabitch found out i was trying to trap his ass, he ran off to Bangkok and got opened up a brothel, saying he wanted to get as far away from my crazy ass as he possible could"
"What's a brothel mommy ?"
"Ummm...what ? Oh, it's a place full of asian women baby...your daddy's was a big pimpin Asiaphile"
"What's a assiafile Mommy ? "
*long pregnant pause as mommy looks into lil jimmy's eyes"
"Here, take some candy and go sit in front of the Tv, Mommies got to run to work"
"YAY ! Thanks mommy..." |
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| djeso |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
... but here goes anyway. From an email:
"I forgot you're usually an . If I keep taking that damn morning-after pill I will eventually become immune to it and BAAM I'm going to get pregnant. If I recall your last words on this subject; "If you get pregnant, I'm out of the country." How COMFORTING. Wow you really frustrate me sometimes.
P.S. If whatever this is doesn't work out, will you still be my prom date?"
God, i was laughing my ass off. You gotta love a girl who can make you wonder if she hates you or wants to make you laugh :haha: |
now all your poved is that you're an , quite frankly even if this i real(which i think you just made up yourself, gosh i could be wrong) it's wrong and not cool
GROW UP, don't you have a life or something, i mean if you did would you post that kind of over here :rolleyes: |
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| Ub3rTrancer |
| Yeah.. once again, u prove to be a fukin idiot... U need to grow up man, take some responsability and smack some sense into ur head. wtf... Woman r not to be treating like a fukin toy dude... |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jayx1
sadly though...women say they like nice guys but rarely do in our society.
guys like diabolic usually succeed more than respectful nice guys. |
diabolic isnt a nice guy and he isnt an sshole either. quite frankly i dont think he exists outside his computer screen. prolly a pimple chess club nerd.
by the way not like theres anything wrong with chess club. I LOVE CHESS
and Chest but thats enuff out of me |
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| trancechaos |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kytracid
While i agree it happens, that's gotta be the dumbest reason in the world to have a kid. Chicks like that need to get some sense smacked upside their heads. Not only does that ruin a guys life (even if he is an like diablo) -- just think about 7 years down the line, and the conversation the young moms gonna have with her kid :
"Come here lil Jimmy, mommy wants to tell you something...It's something i didn't want to tell you before, but seeing as you can poo and pee on your own now, i figured you deserve to know the truth.
*long, pregnant pause as the kid looks up, expecting to get some kind of treat*
*I had you cause i wanted to trap your daddy"
"But I don't have a daddy, Mommy"
"I know baby, when that sonofabitch found out i was trying to trap his ass, he ran off to Bangkok and got opened up a brothel, saying he wanted to get as far away from my crazy ass as he possible could"
"What's a brothel mommy ?"
"Ummm...what ? Oh, it's a place full of asian women baby...your daddy's was a big pimpin Asiaphile"
"What's a assiafile Mommy ? "
*long pregnant pause as mommy looks into lil jimmy's eyes"
"Here, take some candy and go sit in front of the Tv, Mommies got to run to work"
"YAY ! Thanks mommy..." |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: thats some funny man, you should be a writer for a T.V show....for real man. |
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| dallasstar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ub3rTrancer
Yeah.. once again, u prove to be a fukin idiot... U need to grow up man, take some responsability and smack some sense into ur head. wtf... Woman r not to be treating like a fukin toy dude... |
agreed
Thank you.... |
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| failsafe |
diabolic: I declare you to be a moron.
I'm sure your girl would be thrilled to know her choice to abort a possible pregancy is plastered all over the internet.
you have no tact what so ever. |
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| PartEgurl |
It's one thing for a guy to be an ass...
The girl who puts up with that is STUPID !! guys are created by girls like her, who put up with that .
She is just as stupid for not going on some method of birth control. Especially with leave-the-country-d!abolic ! |
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