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I doubt anyone else will see the humour in this... (pg. 5)
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| VERTiG0 |
How old are you, d!iabolic, to have a girl asking if you'll still be her prom date?
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| d!abolic |
Alright, you guys think i should be nicer to women? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and test this immediately. I calld a girl earlier, she picked up and sounded really sick. When i asked what happened, she said she had an asthma attack and will call me back. That was 10 hours ago and i'm still waiting for that call. Now, normally i'd tell her to go to hell for not calling me back, but i decided to send her a 'Feel Better Soon' e-card instead. We'll see how this works out. Ten bucks says she's gonna walk all over me for this.
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
Alright, you guys think i should be nicer to women? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and test this immediately. I calld a girl earlier, she picked up and sounded really sick. When i asked what happened, she said she had an asthma attack and will call me back. That was 10 hours ago and i'm still waiting for that call. Now, normally i'd tell her to go to hell for not calling me back, but i decided to send her a 'Feel Better Soon' e-card instead. We'll see how this works out. Ten bucks says she's gonna walk all over me for this.
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You think sending a girl an E-CARD! is an out of your way act of kindness?
Do you HONESTLY think that she is gonna say "awww, he sent me a ing card from the internet, that took him probably like 10 seconds to find, and another 10 seconds to send, with no thought or effort involved, and I think that is the sweetest thing ever."
And then she is going to treat you like afterwards? WHAT THE HELL!?!?
You have a very misconstrued outlook on the female gender. Get your head out of your ass. Women do not owe you anything, and they do not deserve to be treated like dirt. They are equal to you, and they should be treated the way you would expect to be treated by them.
Honestly, if you were my boyfriend (which by the sounds of it, you probably wouldn't be,) I would have broken your nose by now. |
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| Crazy Serb |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Do you HONESTLY think that she is gonna say "awww, he sent me a ing card from the internet, that took him probably like 10 seconds to find, and another 10 seconds to send, with no thought or effort involved, and I think that is the sweetest thing ever." |
It's the thought that counts... and if you didn't appreciate a thought like that I wouldn't answer your phone calls anymore... ever. NEXT! :D |
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| d!abolic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Crazy Serb
It's the thought that counts... bitch! |
fixed :haha:
The unfortunate truth of the matter is that if many (or most) women were to analyze their past lovers (and i'm sure they do), they'd realize that these are the guys who DIDN'T treat them as well as the rest. You can kick and scream and argue all day if you like, but this is a FACT. When a guy comes along who treats her BETTER than the rest of the guys, he simply doesn't fit the profile and she starts to wonder if there's something wrong with him. For your information, this particular girl didn't even give me the time of day until i literally told her to get the hell out of my life. Since then, my phone's been ringing off the hook. That's why i think this gesture of kindness will come back to bite me on the ass. If not, i'll be pleasantly surprised and my faith in women will be temporarily restored. Needless to say, none of this applies to women under 7/10 or over the age of 30. They'll go out with ANY half-decent guy who gives them the time of day. Once again, hate me all you want but that's also a fact. |
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| Crazy Serb |
| quote: | Originally posted by djeso
please grow up! |
will the real slim shady please grow up, please grow up... |
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| DaksGT |
| Treat women anyways you feel like (just don't beat them...often..jokes jokes jokes), the way you get treated in return is a consequence of your previous action. Things tend to balance out, keep it true playboy. |
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| MarkT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
You think sending a girl an E-CARD! is an out of your way act of kindness?
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Honestly, if you were my boyfriend (which by the sounds of it, you probably wouldn't be,) I would have broken your nose by now. |
gold! :stongue: |
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| Irish Graham |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
Alright, you guys think i should be nicer to women? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and test this immediately. I calld a girl earlier, she picked up and sounded really sick. When i asked what happened, she said she had an asthma attack and will call me back. That was 10 hours ago and i'm still waiting for that call. Now, normally i'd tell her to go to hell for not calling me back, but i decided to send her a 'Feel Better Soon' e-card instead. We'll see how this works out. Ten bucks says she's gonna walk all over me for this. |
Poor baby feels jilted...
Ever wonder if she really HAD something else to do? Sometimes comes up. Maybe she never thought you were 'all that' anyways. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by d!abolic
Alright, you guys think i should be nicer to women? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and test this immediately. I calld a girl earlier, she picked up and sounded really sick. When i asked what happened, she said she had an asthma attack and will call me back. That was 10 hours ago and i'm still waiting for that call. Now, normally i'd tell her to go to hell for not calling me back, but i decided to send her a 'Feel Better Soon' e-card instead. We'll see how this works out. Ten bucks says she's gonna walk all over me for this.
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u sent her an e card ??? lol the girl proly faked the asthma attack just so she didnty have to talk to you rofl. the ecard just showed her how desperate u are. dude u nee a lesson in pimpin 101. sending an e card is not cute or thoughtful. its gay and retarded. u want to do something nice for her, u pick her up from work unexpectadelly. or she didnt have a chance to have a turkey dinner for thanksgiving so u bring her some tuyrkey from ur stock pile. thats something nice thatll get u pimped. giving a girl an e card just says HI IM A QUEER! |
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| d!abolic |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarkT
gold! :stongue: |
LMAO! "Be nice to girls! ... What? You sent her a card? Motherfvcker, i'll kick your ass!" |
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