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My First Cigarrette
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| DjSaline |
DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something.
Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy."
So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in.
Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them.
I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor.
Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire.
let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest.
i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes.
don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker |
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| Boomer187 |
| cliff notes ktnxadd |
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| Sunsnail |
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i dont like cigarettes |
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| Evil_Gnome |
| Cigarettes = teh lose |
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| djdust |
| smoking is no good unless you are drunk... then it feels good. ooohhh yeahhh- duffman loves to drink... |
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| igottaknow |
| don't give up no one likes a quiter |
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| Matt Jay |
| cigarettes are crap....try weed |
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| twisted |
i think i speak for us all..when i say..
Huh? |
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| beats and beeps |
Smoke up.
A cig in the morning is like having sex...in the morning...with your lungs.
I've never had sex though.
EDIT: I just read your post. You are a ing idiot. Good cigs are made in Saskatchewan, not Iraq. Even if youre kidding, you suck.
I hope you drink orange juice tomorrow morning directly after brushing your teeth. |
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| ierxium |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSaline
DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something.
Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy."
So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in.
Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them.
I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor.
Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire.
let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest.
i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes.
don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker |
So let me get this straight, with just one puff you're already messed up in the head that you can't even write a good argument?
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| digitul punk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSaline
DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something.
Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy."
So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in.
Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them.
I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor.
Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire.
let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest.
i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes.
don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker |
Dude ur delusional.. and u need to see a shrink.. really.. |
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