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Impressing your girlfriend (pg. 3)
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| UWM |
| You could buy her some Lowry's seasoning salt and some other herbs? |
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| Slylee |
| flowers?!? damn, lucky girl! |
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| Scottaculous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
flowers?!? damn, lucky girl! |
That's right. I forget in the 21th century people expect more than cheap and boring flowers. Unless those flowers happen to be a dozen blue roses (impossible to get), you're going have to do better than that. Better start saving... |
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| Slylee |
Saving up for some expensive gift isn’t that impressive either. Sure it’s always nice to get a nice gift, but that gets old.
Just put a red ribbon or bow around your penis and go to her place and pull your pants down, and say, “well, here it is baby, come and get it.”
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by tu_face
well i for one don't want to see that kind of term being banded around here. |
Oh, I agree. I just found it funny, albeit very immature to use "piece of meat." |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Just put a red ribbon or bow around your penis and go to her place and pull your pants down, and say, “well, here it is baby, come and get it.”
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| igottaknow |
| the whole point is getting something that has special meaning for the both of you (no i'm not talkin about a ribbon tied boner). What would be the point if we had to tell you what to get her? gees think a little harder. its a wonder you're able to find your way out of bed in the morning :rolleyes: |
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| UWM |
| Buy her some deodorant and a treadmill. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Buy her some deodorant and a treadmill. |
LOL
I say stuffed animals. Those are always a good choice. :thepirate |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Buy her some deodorant and a treadmill. |
:haha: while he's at it maybe a mop, sponge, and an apron? |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
:haha: while he's at it maybe a mop, sponge, and an apron? |
Don't forget the Vaccuum and a Squeegee. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Slylee |
there's a book i bought a while ago called, "All About Us" and it's like a big journal that the 2 of you fill out about yourselves and your relationship. i'm saving it for whenever i get married.
there's another one called, "All About Me" and you fill it out about yourself, obviously. anyway, buy her that book, tell her to fill it out and then tell her you want to read it when she's done. she'll be puddy in your hands. |
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