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Impressing your girlfriend (pg. 8)
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| DjShlian |
i was reading the Wallmart Journal today and i saw this thing called Lifestyles. I thought LifeStyles was a condom but it had a picture of apples and bananas on it. isn't that whack?
i mean, i'll give my woman some condoms, but not fruit! |
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| DjShlian |
| ya, i saw that on Celebrity Fear Factor last nite. didn't work out too well with Danny Tanner from Full House |
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| Geoff |
| quote: | Originally posted by sebby
I have a question for you. I was wondering if you’d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald’s with me this weekend? |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjShlian
i was reading the Wallmart Journal today and i saw this thing called Lifestyles. I thought LifeStyles was a condom but it had a picture of apples and bananas on it. isn't that whack?
i mean, i'll give my woman some condoms, but not fruit! |
Show some class please..........
... get fruit flavoured condoms :toothless |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
I am the shucking fiznit when it comes to Valentine's Day.
I asked my now ex-girlfriend out on Valentine's Day three years ago. This time around, I'm going to get my current girlfriend a rose, take her out to a nice Italian restaurant, and then we're going down to the bay for a walk on the boardwalk.
Beat that, muttafukaz! :stongue: |
That's not that original ... |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
That's not that original ... |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
yeah not really. :p
btw...you gave me a great idea rob...from your chocolate strawberries ;) |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
btw...you gave me a great idea rob...from your chocolate strawberries ;) |
This year I think I might surprise my GF with a chocolate covered penis. That way I can get a blowjob and she can enjoy the chocolate flavor at the same time.
The only problem will be putting the melted chocolate on my rod. Ouch! |
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| igottaknow |
| the thread has been very helpful...I have learned what not to do :haha: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
the thread has been very helpful...I have learned what not to do :haha: |
of course first you need a woman to spend valentine's day with :eek:
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
The only problem will be putting the melted chocolate on my rod. Ouch! |
you know the hard chocolate covering icecream shops put on their vanilla ice cream cones?..... then it hardens and its like a crunch bar...
do that
dip your penis in that chocolate and it'll stay put.
just make sure your GF doesnt take a bite out of that crime :nervous: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
of course first you need a woman to spend valentine's day with :eek: :stongue: |
why do i need a woman when i got you? :gsmile: :p |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
why do i need a woman when i got you? :gsmile: :p |
i've already sent you this FABULOUS boutque hahaha :stongue: |
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