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Impressing your girlfriend (pg. 9)
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
you know the hard chocolate covering icecream shops put on their vanilla ice cream cones?..... then it hardens and its like a crunch bar...
do that
dip your penis in that chocolate and it'll stay put.
just make sure your GF doesnt take a bite out of that crime :nervous: |
I think it hardens because the ice cream freezes it. Unless I want to put my wang in the freezer for a while I don't think it will pan out.
Good idea though! |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I think it hardens because the ice cream freezes it. Unless I want to put my wang in the freezer for a while I don't think it will pan out.
Good idea though! |
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Be sure to tell us everything about your experience afterwards :D |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Be sure to tell us everything about your experience afterwards :D |
you mean his embarrassing trip to the ER? :haha: |
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| UWM |
| "How'd you get the beans above the frank!?!" |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
you mean his embarrassing trip to the ER? :haha: |
It will be quite an experience :p |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
It will be quite an experience :p |
id laugh |
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| UWM |
| Dudes, I'm not sticking my johnson in any piping hot chocolate or putting it in a freezer! |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Dudes, I'm not sticking my johnson in any piping hot chocolate or putting it in a freezer! |
Use spray on cheese as a substitute.. |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Dudes, I'm not sticking my johnson in any piping hot chocolate or putting it in a freezer! |
dude, don't be a .
its romantic! |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Dudes, I'm not sticking my johnson in any piping hot chocolate or putting it in a freezer! |
Bob Hope would do it...
if only he were still with us :( |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
Bob Hope would do it...
if only he were still with us :( |
amen brotha, amen :( |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
That's not that original ... |
Never said it was... but 90% of guys don't even put forth an effort.
And then they complain that they can't get any. It's hilarious. |
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