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joke for the arab dudes
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An old Arab lives close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.
He explains the problem:
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here; you'd helped me and dig up the garden for me. I love you, your father."
The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too. Ahmed".
4pm the US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.
A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you " |
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| fastmp3 |
| ahahahahahahaha nice one :stongue: |
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| RazerYokes |
| hehehe, est bonne :p |
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| jesteraver |
Someone told me about that one, was halarious. Still is.
Hope the father is greatful to have a loving son like that. |
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| alec |
Why don't arabs play hockey?
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Because as soon as they go in the corner they set up a shop |
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| yallah unleash the arab jokes, i wanna see as much as possible :D |
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| Epicurus |
How does a Leb girl commit suicide?
By jumping from her ego onto her IQ.
Why did the Leb guy cross the road?
To fight the chicken on the other side.
Why did 10 Leb guys cross the road?
Because the chicken was winning. |
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| ninjahola |
| :stongue: :stongue: keep it comin'! |
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| Blinckme |
| quote: | Originally posted by that guy
An old Arab lives close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.
He explains the problem:
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here; you'd helped me and dig up the garden for me. I love you, your father."
The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too. Ahmed".
4pm the US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.
A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you " |
This one was meant for lebanese and syrians actually :D |
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| Blinckme |
"Abu Abed And Haifa, Elissa and Nancy"
Abu Steif asked Abu Abed : Do you know what is the maximum patience somebody can have ?
Abu Abed : Switching the TV on and waiting for Elissa to appear on "Iqra" TV station...
Abu Steif: and Why the Homsis love Haifa ?
Abu Abed : because she took many jokes of them...
Abu Steif: Ok Do you know what is the difference between Nancy and Hezballah ?
Abu Abed: of course, Nancy did lot more operations than Hezballah
Abu Steif: Ok .. Do you know this one.... What is the difference between Haifa and the Titanic ?
Abu Abed : Well of course ya Abu Steif... Don't you know that they finally knew how many were on board the Titanic ...!!!! |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
guys you should show pics of nancy, elissa and haifa for those who don't know them so they can understand the jokes :D |
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