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How did you learn to masturbate? (pg. 11)
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| vrahnos |
well at the age of 7 me and my neighbour's sister started playing a game, we watched porn movies when my parents was not at home and then we do the exact things, her brother was the director :haha: didnt fell nothing at that time...when i was 9 i started stroking it once in a while, humping the blankets a little, it was good, but i didnt cum untill i was ten
i was watching a soft porn on the tv and after 40-50 minutes of stroking i felt a burning in my cock, YUPI, next day at school i was proud that i have cummed, i was the first of my friends :toocool: |
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| DamienR8 |
| One day i was like 12 or 13 and my friend was like "what hand do u smack it with", I am like, "smack what". He laughed thinking i was joking. Needless to say that day I went home from school, went into my room then started "Smacking it".... My PenOr hurt like a mother****** because I was actually smacking it. I began to think, how the hell is this supposed to be pleasurable! Later on I watched a porno and figured out what "smacking it" meant. Boy was I relieved! |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
Are there NO others who as a child experimented with animals? I would think it to be normal.
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seriously, no.
| quote: | Originally posted by DamienR8
One day i was like 12 or 13 and my friend was like "what hand do u smack it with", I am like, "smack what". He laughed thinking i was joking. Needless to say that day I went home from school, went into my room then started "Smacking it".... My PenOr hurt like a mother****** because I was actually smacking it. I began to think, how the hell is this supposed to be pleasurable! Later on I watched a porno and figured out what "smacking it" meant. Boy was I relieved! |
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| Basstard |
| i hit a root, he looked straight up at me, i looked back down. we locked eye for maybe 30 seconds, the whole time he's sayin "Love me Love Me!" its been a real love / hate relationship since but we are deeply committed to eachother. like any couple we have our ups and downs ( :rolleyes: ) |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
OMG. maybe i shouldn't have mentioned it. Now i definately know what NOT to say around here :p
Hahahah! floorfiller... G.I. was too much of a dumb beefhead steroid using jock for my barbies. I used Gumby and horses :D
Are there NO others who as a child experimented with animals? I would think it to be normal.
FESS UP !!!!
:whip: ... before I look insane. |
your just a regular who created a spoof account so no worries what we think :rolleyes: |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Basstard
i hit a root, he looked straight up at me, i looked back down. we locked eye for maybe 30 seconds, the whole time he's sayin "Love me Love Me!" its been a real love / hate relationship since but we are deeply committed to eachother. like any couple we have our ups and downs ( :rolleyes: ) |
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| requiemofnanqel |
| quote: | Originally posted by DamienR8
One day i was like 12 or 13 and my friend was like "what hand do u smack it with", I am like, "smack what". He laughed thinking i was joking. Needless to say that day I went home from school, went into my room then started "Smacking it".... My PenOr hurt like a mother****** because I was actually smacking it. I began to think, how the hell is this supposed to be pleasurable! Later on I watched a porno and figured out what "smacking it" meant. Boy was I relieved! |
that's so innocent..how cute! :D |
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| Ripped Bag |
I was around 8-10 and my mom babysitted the upstairs girl who was 7 or 8. Janita (neighbor) insisted we get naked and rub and kiss under my blanket. Seemed fun enough and she got my little brother to join. So at around 10 my brother and I tag teamed our hot little neighbor..
First time I jerked it was maybe two years later when I ganked some playboy issue with Vanna White in it and some tapes from my uncle. I was watching the tape and looking at Vanna playing around with it and wammo. There it was.. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ripped Bag
I was around 8-10 and my mom babysitted the upstairs girl who was 7 or 8. Janita (neighbor) insisted we get naked and rub and kiss under my blanket. Seemed fun enough and she got my little brother to join. So at around 10 my brother and I tag teamed our hot little neighbor.. |
Sounds like we guys were clueless compared to the girls :toothless
| quote: | | First time I jerked it was maybe two years later when I ganked some playboy issue with Vanna White in it and some tapes from my uncle. I was watching the tape and looking at Vanna playing around with it and wammo. There it was.. |
You bought the vowel "O" from vanna. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Instead of playen football in primary school grade 2, I decided it was more fun hanging around under the jungle gym where the female species use to hang upside down & their skirts fell down exposing their nickers. I got my first little tubbies under that jungle gym. It got perverted after that as I conned the girlios into playing kiss chasy. This inevitably lead to "ill show you mine if you show me yours"!
As for discovering how to masterbate: pffffffft! I dicovered that at the beginning of time! You others are just slow learners! I knew I was onto a good thing as soon as i realized i had a weener. My best dicovery though, was the female species. I used to have friends in lower primary school which hated me hanging around the females species all the time & didnt get the point of it (hehe Silly dooshbags didnt realize that females have vaginas! lol) |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Sounds like we guys were clueless compared to the girls :toothless
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Damn right, at the age of like 9 a friend of the female species asked if I wanted to put my pen0r in her vagin0r? I was like "no way, that's creepy".
Strange...
...but on the other hand she had found her older brothers porn mags.. :D |
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| eye_03 |
someone sticky this thread
hey-0! :o |
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