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How did you learn to masturbate? (pg. 7)
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE SICKO!!!
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| Psy-T |
hehe, this was an entertaining read.
anyways, just so you know, 99% of kids ages 1-5 masturbate, 98.9% of them forget about it when they grow older.
my first time ejaculating though was in the shower, age 10/11 i think :p |
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| arek |
| quote: | Originally posted by arek
It was last sunday when my i had my first ejaculation, masterbation.
I was sitting in church when Good old Sister Martha was reading the 1st reading, John 2 verse six.. her ankles were showing and hot feelings over powered my mind, this is still all very new to me, and i'm afraid that i might have sinned in God's Vinneyard.
God Bless. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
hehe, this was an entertaining read.
anyways, just so you know, 99% of kids ages 1-5 masturbate, 98.9% of them forget about it when they grow older.
my first time ejaculating though was in the shower, age 10/11 i think :p |
i remember having an erection at 3 while i was getting a bath, and my mum was freaking out. i remember. |
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| Dj_Spekuless |
The pool Water jet 2nd grade
just got infront of it
and felt a tremendous tickle |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
OMG I can't believe i actually found it
No joke: This site. |
whoaaaaaa had an interesting discussion with a gay guy one time... lemme link..
ah, screw it, but it was weird, i promise |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | | Originally posted by prolikewhoa but i love the cock. |
how has no one quoted this yet?
granted she's a girl, but still
its hilarious at least to me :p
that, its custom worthy
even better than diet caffeine free (best type in a long time, coming from my gf no less) |
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| L.E.N. |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
how has no one quoted this yet?
granted she's a girl, but still
its hilarious at least to me :p
that, its custom worthy
even better than diet caffeine free (best type in a long time, coming from my gf no less) |
I threw it in the "Make me a new sig" thread by her:toothless |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yea u really need to move on pro. i was best friends w/ that chick from 7th grade till like a few years ago, with the exception of the 2 years i spent in japan and we lost touch. but i came back my senior year and she got me to roll and do drugs and she was just a real miserable manipulative bitch and i always walked on eggshells around her. i was a lot less confrontational back then i guess because of insecurities and i realized that she probably just liked to feel better about herself at my expense. i was like such a good friend to her and she really didn't do jack for me...lol
she went to vegas the summer after highschool graduation to visit her aunt and her parents ended up writing her a letter while she was there telling her she wasn't welcome home because they found out that she had stolen her mom's credit card and went shopping and lied about it.
so she ended up staying there and now she's married with 2 kids... lol
right before she left for vegas she cheated on her boyfriend of 1 year with like 3 diff guys and just treated him like ...i felt so bad for him. he was a really good friend of mine at that point cuz the 3 of us hung out constantly. anyway i always felt bad knowing all the she was doing behind his back..he was really good to her.
then when she was in vegas, me and him got drunk together and traded stories and discovered all the she did to both of us behind our backs...
so we had sex like 3 times. :happy2: |
dude that's crazy. yeah i stopped being this bitch's friend last year. she basically ran this tight-nit group and when one girl would piss her off she'd rally all the others against that one girl, make her school life as ty as possible. she did it to me first, then 2 other girls...and then everyone started wising up and seeing how much of an evil bitch she was...so now she really doesn't have that many friends. you're always better off without people like that.
good on you for sleepin w/ the ex hahahahah!!!! that's awesome |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| master master, do u have the bait? |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
dude that's crazy. yeah i stopped being this bitch's friend last year. she basically ran this tight-nit group and when one girl would piss her off she'd rally all the others against that one girl, make her school life as ty as possible. she did it to me first, then 2 other girls...and then everyone started wising up and seeing how much of an evil bitch she was...so now she really doesn't have that many friends. you're always better off without people like that. |
girls luv to travel in packs |
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| wizniz |
they love to travel with pack... ages!
AHAHAHA! :cool:
oh yeah +1 to the pole thing... all the kids would be on swings and slides and id just go up and down the metal pole looking suspicous w/ a raging boner!
i remember the first time i approached orgasm i thought i was going to pass out cuz it felt so good so i stopped! :wtf: |
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