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How did you learn to masturbate? (pg. 8)
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
wow... most cliched highschool social group ever. |
also: best paraphrasing of mean girls ever. |
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| prolikewhoa |
| well, that experience kind of proved to me that girls are evil bitches until proven otherwise. i don't really hang out with that many girls. guys are a lot more easy-going and chill. the only girls i am REALLY close with feel the same way haha. i mean yea, it's cool to have girlfriends, but guys make better friends. girls have a tendency to lie and backstab. |
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| igottaknow |
| if you need a buddy you know who to call :gsmile: |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
if you need a buddy you know who to call :gsmile: |
gee thanks? |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
well, that experience kind of proved to me that girls are evil bitches until proven otherwise. i don't really hang out with that many girls. guys are a lot more easy-going and chill. the only girls i am REALLY close with feel the same way haha. i mean yea, it's cool to have girlfriends, but guys make better friends. girls have a tendency to lie and backstab. |
i get along better with girls than guys. i have no need to try to pump myself up to look macho and dominant. and i get the best picks of the litter:D |
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| Estella |
GHOSTBUSTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't remember who mentioned Barbies, but as a child I would make them have sex, Ken always on top. Then one day, I got caught. At around age 6 or 7 a girl friend of mine who lived next door and I would lay horizontally on the floor with our tops off and just rub up and down on each other while kissing. We thought that was "sex." I got caught doing that too. A couple years later I was caught getting off on the couch armchair by my mother. Following years: I had forgot to put away my dildo late one night when i was craving. It was left in the bathtub and my mother went in to take a bath. I couldn't pull that one off, so the natural thing to do was just laugh.
Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. :stongue: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
GHOSTBUSTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't remember who mentioned Barbies, but as a child I would make them have sex, Ken always on top. Then one day, I got caught. At around age 6 or 7 a girl friend of mine who lived next door and I would lay horizontally on the floor with our tops off and just rub up and down on each other while kissing. We thought that was "sex." I got caught doing that too. A couple years later I was caught getting off on the couch armchair by my mother. Following years: I had forgot to put away my dildo late one night when i was craving. It was left in the bathtub and my mother went in to take a bath. I couldn't pull that one off, so the natural thing to do was just laugh.
Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. :stongue: |
omg i think you are winning after that post :eek: :eek: :eek: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
GHOSTBUSTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't remember who mentioned Barbies, but as a child I would make them have sex, Ken always on top. Then one day, I got caught. At around age 6 or 7 a girl friend of mine who lived next door and I would lay horizontally on the floor with our tops off and just rub up and down on each other while kissing. We thought that was "sex." I got caught doing that too. A couple years later I was caught getting off on the couch armchair by my mother. Following years: I had forgot to put away my dildo late one night when i was craving. It was left in the bathtub and my mother went in to take a bath. I couldn't pull that one off, so the natural thing to do was just laugh.
Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. :stongue: |
i remember being 7 years old, and in the shower. i wanted to play with my thing, so i took some soap and started rubbin it. but soap is bad, because it got into the urethra tube, and started to burn really really bad. when i got out, i told my mom, my peepee hurts. she just laughed and asked what i did. i lied and said it just spontaneously started hurting.:) |
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| xx_lucy_xx |
| I kissed my girl mate when i was seven behind my grandmars sofa, i say kissing, it was like a really quick tounge fest. |
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| Taz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. :stongue: |
Soooooo......have you ever told a guy your dog was better? |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. :stongue: |
So you got porked by Pork chop.:p |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. :stongue: |
If ur good looking then thats Hot, otherwise its Not. Office true story, someone at work came home early and caught wife or gf getting her licked by the dog after she put peanut butter on it. :haha: |
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