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Teh j0ke Thread. (pg. 2)
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| Bartanian |
dead baby jokes suck
why cant u s have a joke thread without dead baby jokes:conf: |
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bartanian
dead baby jokes suck
why cant u s have a joke thread without dead baby jokes:conf: |
I do not know,do you want to start a thread about it,one of your "lets see how many smart answers I can get for my smart question" threads. |
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| Trazedict |
Ok if you want a dead baby joke sir:
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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So the patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, at least I don't have AIDS."
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!'
The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?'
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Jesus Christ walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?" |
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| Bartanian |
| quote: | Originally posted by willson
I do not know,do you want to start a thread about it,one of your "lets see how many smart answers I can get for my smart question" threads. |
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| Aiwendil |
| I am a plague unto myself and a plague unto others. Is not that the greatest joke of them all? I'm laughing. You probably are too. Or you have. Or you will. Hahah. Why? |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bartanian
dead baby jokes suck
why cant u s have a joke thread without dead baby jokes:conf: |
there was such a thread, and everyone in it got banned :o |
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
there was such a thread, and everyone in it got banned :o |
Really?
:(
What about those who did not write the baby jokes. |
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| Bartanian |
| quote: | Originally posted by willson
Really?
:(
What about those who did not write the baby jokes. |
lol youve got my quote in ur sig, didnt realise before |
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| Trazedict |
A guy sees a pretty lady at the end of the bar and is interested in buying her a drink. He tells the bartender that he will buy her another of whatever she is drinking. The bartender says ''OK, I'll pour it for her. But just for your information, she's a hooker. She'll do what you want for money.''
The drink gets delivered and the woman makes eyes at the guy, inviting him over. After a couple of minutes of chatting, the guy gets up the nerve to ask her: ''The bartender says you're a hooker, is that true?''
The woman says ''Yes. I do it for the money. In fact, I'll do anything for $200.''
The guy thinks for a minute and then pulls out $200, gives it to her and says ''Paint my house.'' |
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bartanian
lol youve got my quote in ur sig, didnt realise before |
I find that quote funy,so how many names do you have? |
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| Bartanian |
| quote: | Originally posted by willson
I find that quote funy,so how many names do you have? |
i forget |
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| Trazedict |
| quote: | Originally posted by willson
I find that quote funy,so how many names do you have? |
shutup you two and tell some damn jokes!
What would happen if you cut off your left side?
You would be all right.;) |
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