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Teh j0ke Thread. (pg. 3)
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trazedict
shutup you two and tell some damn jokes!
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A Polish guy walks into a store, and he asks the guy at the counter for a kielbasa (Polish sausage). The clerk hands him the sausage, and replies, "You must be Polish!"
The Pole, outraged, yells, "Why would you assume that? So if I buy a burrito, I must be Mexican, if I buy a pizza, I must be Italian?!"
"No," the clerk answers calmly, "It's just that this is a hardware store." |
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| Trazedict |
| quote: | Originally posted by willson
k.
A Polish guy walks into a store, and he asks the guy at the counter for a kielbasa (Polish sausage). The clerk hands him the sausage, and replies, "You must be Polish!"
The Pole, outraged, yells, "Why would you assume that? So if I buy a burrito, I must be Mexican, if I buy a pizza, I must be Italian?!"
"No," the clerk answers calmly, "It's just that this is a hardware store." |
ahahaha my polish friend will love this!
another classic:
Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, ''I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day.''
The other man responds, ''What is a Freudian Slip?''
''You know, it's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about. Like the other day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked her for 'to Pickets to Tittsburgh.''
The second replies, ''Oh, now I know what you are talking about. It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice, and instead I said, ''YOU RUINED MY LIFE BITCH!'' |
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| willson |
/\Another classic.
What does Snoop Dogg use on his laundry?
Bleeeaatch! |
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| wizniz |
that would make more sense if it was dave chappelle, no?
How do you talk to a fish?
You drop him a line.
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| jonze234 |
whats the difference between michael jackson and acne?
acne doesnt come on your face until your 13. |
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| XoxidE |
| BAHAHAHA!!:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :eyespop: |
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| Desty Nova |
| Your mama's breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck. |
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| goonerjack |
| quote: | Originally posted by Desty Nova
Q:Whats more fscked up than a dead baby in one hundread trash cans?
A:One hundread dead babies in one trash can |
what's worse than a 10 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans
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| jonze234 |
| A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway Patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. |
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| Trazedict |
Whats the difference between a refridgerator and Michael Jackson?
One you put your beverages in and the other s little kids |
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| XoxidE |
When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.
How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower. |
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| trance4life627 |
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!' |
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