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Teh j0ke Thread. (pg. 4)
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| milanster |
| quote: | Originally posted by trance4life627
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!' |
haha poor bastard |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by willson
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A Polish guy walks into a store, and he asks the guy at the counter for a kielbasa (Polish sausage). The clerk hands him the sausage, and replies, "You must be Polish!"
The Pole, outraged, yells, "Why would you assume that? So if I buy a burrito, I must be Mexican, if I buy a pizza, I must be Italian?!"
"No," the clerk answers calmly, "It's just that this is a hardware store." |
:rolleyes: that was not that funny, actualy i think there are better polish jokes out there, so keep them comming |
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| Outsider |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
:rolleyes: that was not that funny, actualy i think there are better polish jokes out there, so keep them comming |
hahah, true! for example:
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?
A. Put it in water. :haha: |
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| chillsonic |
...so two peanuts were walking throught the park and one was a salted.
:wtf:
(assaulted)
BWAHAHAHA |
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| Googooly |
here is a funny joke, but abit long. its worth it tho ;)
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!" |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Googooly
here is a funny joke, but abit long. its worth it tho ;)
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!" |
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I've heard that one before but it always makes me laugh. |
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| Googooly |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
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I've heard that one before but it always makes me laugh. |
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| willson |
Two guys are in a bar, a small one and a big one. The small one says to the big one:
"Hey, wanna hear a Polish joke?"
"Sure," says the big, strong guy, "but I'll have you know I'm Polish.
And so are they." The big motions toward two even bigger guys, who come over to the table.
"They are my brothers."
One of the two brothers motions toward a bunch of other big Polish people who come over and introduce themselves as the cousins of the brothers of the big Polish guy.
In the end there, are about 20 HUGE Polish guys on the other side of the bar.
"So, so you STILL wanna tell that joke?" asks the big Polish guy.
"No," replies the small guy.
"Why not?" asks the big polish guy, "scared?"
"No," replies the small guy, "I just don't feel like explaining it 20 times." |
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb???
let's go ride out bikes!!!!!!!:whip: |
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| _Ocean_Drive_ |
Two cows in a field, one turns to the other and says "so whaddya think about this CJD stuff going around"?
The other replied "I don't care, I'm a chicken". |
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| willson |
Q: What’s the square root of 69?
A: Eight something. |
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| Moongoose |
4 drunks infront of a car, one says: "Peter you drive, you are too drunk to sing"
I know its bad but for some reason it just cracks me up every time:haha: |
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