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| Googooly |
seriously quit smoking man, quit on the drugs!!! nothing is better than being healthy. smoking/drugs might give you some pleasure, but so do ALOT of other things that has no sideeffect!
don't go mad at me, im just trying to help mate.
Goodluck anyway :) |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i would start by reading everyone's posts...lol |
i hate you lol:stongue: |
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| StanVoid |
pink you're seriously giving up waaaaaaaaaaaay too easy, i'm telling you substitution is easier than it sounds. you just gotta practice a few times and you'll be fine.
go here: www.marijuana.com and check out the drug testing forums, you'll realize that you're not in as bad of a situation as you think. |
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| tranceDJ |
| What you really gotta do is quit smoking for a few weeks THEN start applying for jobs...that way you're clean when they test you and as soon as you get the job buy an ounce and celebrate, they're not going to test you again most likely. The teas and stuff do work but only so well, if you smoke a ton they're not going to work. Having to quit for a while does suck balls but because the US is so backwards and still drug test, you gotta do it. |
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| trance4life627 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Googooly
seriously quit smoking man, quit on the drugs!!! nothing is better than being healthy. smoking/drugs might give you some pleasure, but so do ALOT of other things that has no sideeffect!
don't go mad at me, im just trying to help mate.
Goodluck anyway :) |
yeah...about that...didnt u just have a thread up about how u took ecstasy and were wondering why u felt ty the next day? i PRETTY sure ecstasy is a drug bro |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
pink you're seriously giving up waaaaaaaaaaaay too easy, i'm telling you substitution is easier than it sounds. you just gotta practice a few times and you'll be fine.
go here: www.marijuana.com and check out the drug testing forums, you'll realize that you're not in as bad of a situation as you think. |
i mean........im tryin to be positive here.
i guess this was just one nasty wake up call.
im sure i can find a better job than the one offered.
plus, id have to work 50hrs a week with this job.
so fuk it.
maybe this is a blessing, i dont know. Im just tryin to keep the eye on the ball........which is MONEY.
and if im going to get a good job, im just going to have to quit for a while.
im going to gnc today to talk to the guy
then im going to start working out to burn off all these fat cells the thc is stored in lol |
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| MJM420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
So I have been looking for a job lately and I applied for a manager trainee job for this one place.
I went in 2 days ago, got an application, and turned it in yesterday.
upon turning it in the store manager was spanish, he liked me right away. We talked and talked and he mentioned a drug test and the like blablabla.
I didnt think he would call me at 8am THIS MORNING to tell me to come in today.
Now, i guess he wants to hire me cuz why would he call me again.
cept- he said he was calling me in for a drug test.
Ok guys- i havent stopped smokin herb since i was 19. :(
it's in my blood system HARDCORE
I am NOT going to pass this test.
what the fuk should I do?
Just not show up? Not call him? Go in anywayz and fail?
i am so pissed cuz this job paid so fukin well and now im d00med :wtf:
any advice? |
ck your pm's & hit me l8r on IM |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Ok so, guys.
the next question is:
besides that GNC crap
what can i do to get ganja out of my system as quick as possible?
:conf:
i mean, as a pothead i know a bunch, but for the people WHO HAVE TRIED AND SUCCEEDED, what can i do actually get these thc molecules out of my body? |
easy, get a blood transfusion, then replace other bodily fluids and organs (yeah that means you have to swallow some cum ) :wtf: |
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| Lateralus |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
easy, get a blood transfusion, then replace other bodily fluids and organs (yeah that means you have to swallow some cum ) :wtf: |
Bahaha, ever the optomist stren :tongue2 .
Serisously, your not in that bad of a position. Go to your local headshop and grab some detox. This will clear out your system quickly, but youl probobly need a day, and its less than $50. If you cant do that, go to your local grocery store and load up on niacin, which clears out your system. Take like 10 of em, not kidding. Then get a bunch of cranberry juice, real %100 cranberry juice, not that coctail . This will help clear out your system too.
One last thing, if you piss before you go, and drink a load of water, it should dilute any remaining traces of the chemical in your piss. |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| quote: | Originally posted by PatMcGroin
that sounds so nasty :nervous: |
I know...but it worked!
I applied to work for a cruise line and I had smoked
all the weekend prior to Monday, that's when they told me I
needed to take a drug test on Tuesday.
I talked to my next door neighbor that was a hardcore hippie
back in da day and he told me to drink the garlic pickle juice.
I did it and felt like barfing for hours, but then it passed.
Next day I went in, did my thang and BAMM! landed the job!
:D :D :D :D :D |
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| Mr. Pink |
| on a brighter note, i was actually the 420'th view of the thread :haha: |
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| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
on a brighter note, i was actually the 420'th view of the thread :haha: |
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