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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by keddo
nah but seriously i have some friends smoking alot of weed and they are like totally apathetic 24/7 :/ |
see, but i was never that kind of pothead.
i always got good grades in college, and worked for a company that didnt drug test makin $10/hr
i lived normally, i was just high all the time lol
but now its THE REAL WORLD. so indeed.
anywayz, sweden here i come!!!! ;) |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: u may not want to blow your future on mary jane, but mary jane's future is on you;) |
LMAO!!!!
i need to quote that and put that in my sig :haha: |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
LMAO!!!!
i need to quote that and put that in my sig :haha: |
YEAA!! second time im quoted in a sig:D :D :D |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
YEAA!! second time im quoted in a sig:D :D :D |
I think ive been quoted once.
i dont say anything too amazing or funny
just a solid amount of random BS
i suck :haha: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
The best thread ever?
We've had tips on purifying your urine that a scientist wouldn't know, strategies on smuggling other people's urine that would make the script of a movie on the CIA, animal urine, drug counselling, experimental herbal drugs, the list goes on... |
I thought my smuggling suggestion was the best. Hells you could role into the lab with pot on your breath and still pass with flying colors. The only draw back to my plan is:
A: You might discover that you like something shoved up your ass. :gsmile:
or
B: The condom might burst if you clenched your sphincter too hard. :nervous: |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
So I have been looking for a job lately and I applied for a manager trainee job for this one place.
I went in 2 days ago, got an application, and turned it in yesterday.
upon turning it in the store manager was spanish, he liked me right away. We talked and talked and he mentioned a drug test and the like blablabla.
I didnt think he would call me at 8am THIS MORNING to tell me to come in today.
Now, i guess he wants to hire me cuz why would he call me again.
cept- he said he was calling me in for a drug test.
Ok guys- i havent stopped smokin herb since i was 19. :(
it's in my blood system HARDCORE
I am NOT going to pass this test.
what the fuk should I do?
Just not show up? Not call him? Go in anywayz and fail?
i am so pissed cuz this job paid so fukin well and now im d00med :wtf:
any advice? |
go in, and be like, dude, i'm not going to pass this test.
why don'y you come hang out with me friday so you can't pass the test either? eh eh? |
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| MadMattress |
| quote: | | i got a call from an unknown number and im not pickin up any unknown calls for fear of an interview/drug test lol |
There's another one. That was funny, lol. Days over, so what did you end up doing for the test? I read quite a few ideas I never thought of. The friend's piss in a shampoo bottle would of saved me the trouble of having a friend piss in a plastic bag, wrapping it in paper towels and then in foil. It worked but it was messy, lol. Ahhh the good ole days of being 16 and on probation. |
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| Mr. Pink |
well, yeah the day is over
what did i end up doing?
ignoring the guy's call.......and im basically going to vanish :haha:
if he calls again, fuk it.
ill keep lookin. In the meantime, im going to do the detox and sober up.
from now on, no more weed.
only crack cocaine, heroin, and X
:tongue2 |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
only crack cocaine, heroin, and X
:tongue2 |
i guessing you are joking ? cause the drug test is not only a pot test is it ?
sorry for being serious |
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| DJ RJT |
Didn't read through thread...
Niacin always works for me (5 tests)... if you've got 3-5 days and have a relatively high metabolism you should be good to go... you might get a little itchy or red, but it's worth it...
Eat and Drink well (Lots of water, fruits, vegetables...) and anything with lots of B vitamin complexes...
Best of luck, Cheers,
Rob |
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| MadMattress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
well, yeah the day is over
what did i end up doing?
ignoring the guy's call.......and im basically going to vanish :haha:
if he calls again, fuk it.
ill keep lookin. In the meantime, im going to do the detox and sober up.
from now on, no more weed.
only crack cocaine, heroin, and X
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sounds good, forgot Meth, thats a good one too. only cause i cant use it anymore. |
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| DnB Raver Girl |
| quote: | Originally posted by MadMattress
sounds good, forgot Meth, thats a good one too. only cause i cant use it anymore. |
SHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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