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Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pg. 2)
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| Spad |
* lobs custard pie in JayD's face *
* notices ABT & Ur Dream Girl hugging and launches giant gunge-filled baloon from Candy-Catapult¹ in their general direction, scoring a direct hit and causing them both to cry like baby girls with defective doll's who's heads have broke off *
¹ Candy Catapault is a registered trademark of Spad Weapons Inc. (patent applied for). This device should only be operated in a well ventilated area. Gunge may be toxic. Avoid contact with skin. If gunge gets in eye's rinse with warm water and seek medical attention. Spad Weapons Inc. will accept no liability for damage to property and/or persons arising out of misuse of this item (unless intentional). Please replace safety cap after use. Not to be used by children under the age of 3 months or by puppies. No clever animals were harmed whilst RSPCA inspectors were watching. |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
*gets out from behind his duck* urgh tu face i was hiding behind that!
*constructs a deadly rapid fire plastic duck weapon from a Jumbo family sized toaster*
*fires burning plastic ducks at the floridians*
mwuahahah my true evil weapon of death |
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| PVD_S11DJ |
Adds Gloria Estefan and entire Miami Sound Machine to already powerful OJ Defense brigade.
Gloria runs over DuMonde Trancer with her high powered 1000 horsepower Speedboat. |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
*picks himself out of the roses*
*finds his super duper mini dale winton luanching trolly of doom*
*launches long range cruise mini dale wintons @ florida armed with killer £50 banana bonuses!* |
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| Coup |
*steals foxies video camera and films him scribbling silly drawings on all pvd vinyls*
lmao @ spad weapon disclaimer |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| *hides in hsi secret underground bunker for 15 minutes* (because he has to do summat hehehe) |
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| Starfox |
| ** flight-by doing massive oranges bombing to the uk peeps, taking down gatecrasher. hehehe ** |
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| Starfox |
tuface's church is down, i repeat the church is down.
***  jeff *** |
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| Coup |
WTF!!!!!!!!! scramble!!!!!!!! dumonde and armin are there in 2 weeks!!!!!! get ua asses moving!!!!
*bombs ultra venue, suckah!* |
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| ABTsportsline |
LoL, i'm gone for a couple of hours, and the brits invade my forum???!!! THE NERVE!!
*jumps in hummer from the Auto Toy Store and heads down to Miami with bags of rancid tomatoes, a tennis-ball firing machine, and peeled potatoes*
*pelts dumonde trancer off his arse with smelly rancid tomatoes - induces serious vomiting by dumonde trancer who is choking on his own upchuck*
*sets up the tennis-ball-firing machine in line with Coup's arse (who is already engaged in battle with f0x)..... loads the peeled potatoes in tennis ball machine, and fires AWAY at Coup's rear-end!*
*coup runs off grabbing own arse which is black and blue, but, slightly enjoying it at the same time :) *
Muahahahahahahah........ :D :stongue: |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
NOBODY destroys gatecrasher!!!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip:
*eats loads of eggs, beans and cabbage and does a nuclear fart in florida and kills everyone* :stongue: |
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| Coup |
dude, theres still the matter of ur car, i mean, look what we did
damn e, buy one that can take corners at 100mph next time, ammatures. |
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