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Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pg. 4)
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
Bloody Brits Rah looks like you need PADDY POWER! in here. Hah nothing like being an mercenary
(sorry I was late for the attack the cavalrys arrived)
**Arms himself up this celtic mother ****** is going to cause hell**
**launches potatos at the sunbathers on Miami beach**
**Nipple cripples floridas Dj George Acosta and punches his beer gut for good measure**
RAH :mad: 'Thats just for starters!'
**throws a spear at Mickey Mouse at disneyland florida, garrots Donald Duck, and guns down Goofy with an AK 47, and dives into that pool and wrestles that fake jaws shark and prevails**
**Banishes the winter dance conferance to california these Florida peeps don't deserve this**
**Throws a spud at Starfox**
**Grabs the O'Callaghan building tools past down from years of slave labour on building sites, and disasembles all the rockets at Cape canaveral**
**Grabs all Miami Dolphin and Tampa Bay Buccanears merchandise and burns it all in one great big pit**
**Launches a great big offal and giblet pie at ABT and Ur Dream girl**
**steals all load of 50 inch waist mall pants (trousers the proper word ) and creates a catapult out of the the waist band elastic and two palm trees and fires bags of all sorts at passerbys**
**Sets a crew of Leprechauns to create havoc with the local authorities**
**sits on his beach chair with a guiness some beer and some joints and my B & H cigarettes chilling out**
nothing like a good old scrap eh
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| InsomnEac |
hahahhahahahaha wtf!?!?!?!
you guys are nutz, lol
since i'm from canada, i'll stay out of the war ;)
keep up the good work you crazy monkeys...
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| Coup |
woooooohooooooo!!!!!! dj o clangangnahnahanahha has arrived!
brit riot!! :p
*while in all the confusion, coup sneeks off to an abservotary and places a custard pie at 90 degrees to the telescope, and bounces the suns light into the custard pie causing it to heat up and on the brink of sponsaineous combustion and flings it with dj o clahlananhnahga trouser slingshop into atbs face! HA! atomic custard pie! |
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| ABTsportsline |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
[B**Grabs all Miami Dolphin and Tampa Bay Buccanears merchandise and burns it all in one great big pit**
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Hey you forgot the Jacksonville Jaguars! and NO ONE, i mean NO ONE s with the Dolphins! you muthaas! :)
*calls George Bush, puts USA to defcon-1, launches Nuclear strikes against the UK, but flies Tony Blair out first (b/c he's cool)*
*US carpet-bombs the UK with napalm, Atomic bomb to come next...*
-ABT- :D |
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| DJ Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
**steals all load of 50 inch waist mall pants |
Aah! Only in America eh....
Well I'm here as back up! Who wants my inflatable shrimp? Eh? |
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| Kia Kaha |
AAAIIIEEEEE ...
* Stands on top of wind swept hill and bares kilt at Floridians *
* Follows Mel Gibson into the fray screaming "WAAALLLAAACCCEEE" *
* Flings a freshly cooked haggis @ ABT, which goes straight up the exhaust of his retreating Sportsline-shopping-trolley and blows the head gasket to pieces *
* Superglues a Celtic shirt to Starfox and drops him by helicopter in the middle of the Rangers stand *
* Force feeds Irn-bru to Ur Dream Grl until she turns into a huge orange balloon and floats away over the Bahamas into the Bermuda triangle, where she mysteriously disappears from radar *
*Buries governor Jeb Bush under an avalanche of 600 pound red headed hairy armpit unwashed Aberdeen women *
* Calls all Floridians morons for not even managing to read their own voting papers, and letting a redneck like George get snuck in the back door of the White House by his own crooked hillbilly brother *
* Sneaks round the back of Space, pulls the power cable out, locks the doors so no one can escape, leaps on top of the DJ booth(trampling Acosta to death in the process) and plays a 6 hour set on some out of tune bagpipes *
* Scarpers back to the bonnie hills o' Scotland, and watches on the news while another round of tropical hurricanes comes and flattens what's left of Florida ( like it does every other year anyway :p ) |
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| tu_face |
*is still taking a piss in the everglades.. see's an aligator approaching and decides now is the time to zip his fly up and scarper*
*turns disneyland inside out*
*notices ABT trying to hide behind Ur Dream Gurl and throws the entire contents of sweden's volvo factory at them both* |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
*eats fun-D-mentals shrimp coz its one of them haribo ones*
*hits ABT with DJ ocalalalalalalalalalaghahahahans long name*
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
anyway i dont live on little brat street!
i live on paininthearse******youknowyoutokillhimbecauseheannoystheoutofyou street! over the road from tu face ;) |
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| Starfox |
***sends an invasion of of 500 & 500 Alligators & Crocodiles to the UK***
***grabs the banana trees, make a banana launcher, and rockets them to
the intruders :p, then, notices everybody is jumpin cuz everybody got bananas fitted in their (o)*** |
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| tu_face |
*opens dumondetrancer's great big mouth and catches all the bannana's in one*
*starts to burrow under miami in order to plant a penny-bomber* |
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| Spad |
* hops over to his rucksack on his one remaining leg and uses his arms to cover himself in Grow-O-Matic¹ and once all limbs have re-grown uses his newly formed body to call for Wicked Neo's smiley army..... soon we will have this war at an end.......
¹ Grow-O-Matic is a registered trademarkl of Spad Weapons Inc. (patent applied for). DO NOT SPRINKLE GROW-O-MATIC ON GENITALIA!! |
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