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Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pg. 5)
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
RAH! :mad:
Never disturb a drinking Irishmen!
**Steals a load of grapefruits and fires them off in the mall pant catapult**
**tracks down Miamis Dan Marino and boots him for the field goal of the century** ggggrrrrrrr
**starts to spin at Space after Kia Kahas 6 hour bagpipe set, playing the greatest Irish hits 'Streams of whisky', 'The Irish Rover' and 'Danny Boy' and adds a suttle twist of trance and renames this horrible genre as Celtic trance**
**swims back across the atlantic ocean butterfly style armed with harpoons and depth chargers and hunts down the crocs and gators**
**swims back**
**sends a 100 ft tall Jimmy Saville with his golden old tunes record collection to attack the Americans**
**floods the theme parks and attractions of florida with pochine (a vile Irish spirt which is around 90% proof its parafin!)**
**drops a match and laughs as these tourist attractions turn into raging infernos**
**sets the leprechauns to go to the dolphins, jaguars, and Buccanear stadiums and gives them orders to kill on site**
**runs around off his head around a camp fire on beach waiting for the next waves of defense**
O'Callaahaghagahgahahagahaghaghaahgahghagahahahagahans back! |
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| DJ Fundamental |
MY GOD NO!!! NOT THE SMILIES!!! THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS CAN GET EVERYWHERE!!
*hides behind a mickey mouse shaped palm tree* |
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| goldenarmZ |
*charges onto the battlefield riding a staffordshire bull-terrier, dismounts with a stylish backflip and sets the dog on ABT*
HEHEHEHEEEE!!!!!
*slings a sackful of scalped scorpions at starfox*
*scratches a union jack into the ABT mobile's lovely paint job with a key*
WAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
COME ON!!!!! |
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| dj-pushbutton |
| **Picks up the phone, calls uncle Luca Brazzi from NYC (who is already pissed about the WTC bombing since he had lots of money laundered there),who then curses a couple of times, flies down to UK, curses again in Italian, pops a .45 cap into "them britzes heads", curses a couple of more times, sticks the bodies in the trunk of his black Lincoln Towncar, curses a load more times cuz "them fukkin' britzes are goddamn heavy fokkers", drives down to Palermo, Sicily, and makes all them "sleep with the fishes" before flying back to NYC for dinner...** |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
THE MICKS MAD :mad:
**kneecaps everyone who's had a go at O'Calla with that trusted baseball bat**
**All the reinforcements to Florida are stopped after O'Callaghans Irish pals ing gun them all down with assualt rifles**
**Looks for all high up gangsters and cops in florida and hacks them up into small pieces with a machete**
**Hunts down potential threats and does the famous Irish kiling cruifys them to the pavement with them bolt firing machine used for roadworks**
**runs away from Goldys Staff**
**slaps everyone around the face with some fishy old haddock**
**sits down and eats some grapefruit on the beach and await the next waves**
Wheres the competition guys? |
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| goldenarmZ |
| *sits down with a o'callaghan and rolls a big fat cone* |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
**After enjoying the smoke digs up the hidden drug stash**
'fancy some valium Goldy?'
**drops some whizz and runs around the beach like a madman and lets goldy pick from the stash** |
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| goldenarmZ |
*selects two of o'callaghan's finest mitsubishi's and munches them both in one go*
mmmmmmm.... tasty chemicals.....
....40 mins later....
*collapses from sheer edness....* :D:D:D:D |
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| Coup |
*sends goldenarmZ and dj o chlanahmlghawhatevertheitis to be court marshals for taking druggies while in battle*
ill do this myself..
*covers dream grls hair in wax and ties it all in knots*
*duck tapes atb to a flag pole and scribbles on him in pink girlie pen*
*plays frisbie with dumonde trancer with starfox's van dyk vinyl collectiom, accidently twatting the swing on throwing them*
*summons godszilla to come and have round #2 on miami*
*prank calls 50 pizzas to atbs house*
*drifts away into the darkness* |
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| ABTsportsline |
| quote: | Originally posted by Coup
[B*duck tapes atb to a flag pole and scribbles on him in pink girlie pen*
*prank calls 50 pizzas to atbs house*
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whew! thank god i'm not ATB!!!!
*limping from attacks*
*goes to US Air Force office to register for the service today (for real), and ships out in January to kick some british a$$!.... its either that or leave the keyed-union jack flag on the car and drive over there because 90% of the people are cooler over there than in america anyways.... food sucks but oh well...... can get used to the UK EASY!..... *
*wonders what he's defending? a bunch of shallow gossipy people? oh yeah, AMERICA baby!*
*dodges the volvo factory parts thrown by tu_face, dodges O'Calllahghghannnns name, but gets hit by it anways (ARGH!), jumps outta ABT mobile after it gets savagely attacked by Kia Kaha and others*
*laughs at the mental picture of Dream Grl turning into a huge orange balloon and floating away into the bermuda trianlge*
*SLAPS ALL THESE STOOPID BRITS WHO KEEP SAYING ACOSTA IS SPINNING AT SPACE!! (acosta spun at Shadow Lounge, DUH!) HA haaaaaa...... :)*
*cries during the "bagpipe trance set" at space*
*shudders at the thought of 600 pound red headed hairy armpit unwashed Aberdeen women *
*sits and waits for January to roll around at which point will pilot Stealth fighter to British soil and carpet-bomb the coastline where the "attacking" brits are blowing up from rolling, most of whom are stuck, from those mitsu's*
:)
-ABT- |
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| goldenarmZ |
*figures, since he's gonna get court martialled anyway, he might as well eat the rest of the drugs supply.. and proceeds to do so...*
...25 pills, 5g of shrooms, 4g of speed, 2g of ket, 1/2oz of weed and 6 bottles of poppers later..
*jumps into the sea and floats off to meet his maker...* :D |
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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by goldenarmZ
...25 pills, 5g of shrooms, 4g of speed, 2g of ket, 1/2oz of weed and 6 bottles of poppers later.. |
who the brought that lot with them??!?!?
*looks around uk camp*... |
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