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| {b.s.e.} |
Friday afternoon, Canada Day, i'm biking to my buddy's place to grab some drugs and i'm in a bit of a rush. suddenly this 70+ woman pulls far too far out into the intersection of a somewhat busy street. the timing in astronomically impeccable and i'm forced to swerve to the left and try and slip between a telephone pole and a mail box - no dice! my handlebar clips the telephone pole on my left and i go wonky and eat the asphalt.
when the woman finally realises slash starts to wonder if she's killed me and she gets out feeblly, asking me if i'm alright. i tell her i'm golden as i'm looking at this filthy puncture wound on my palm caused by a stone and all the blood oozing out of it. i get on the bike and start peddling away and i hear 'haha!' '******!' 'nice one, ******!' coming from the schoolyard's soccer field across the street. three kids are chillin/wasting space in the corner of the field, against the fence. high on adrenaline and cocaine, i pull a U-ey and coasted into the yard heading towards the punks. one of them gets up, he seemed to have a 40 in his hand and he's lifting his arms all hip hop n' like 'you wanna go, homey' or whatever.. now, i had had this crazy idea forming in my head since i pulled through the gate and i had a decent speed building up so i thought what the hell. i was 25 feet from homeboy when i kicked my leg over the bike so i was coasting on one side of the bike and i hit the ground running at him. i was laughing at this point because these kids are turning out to be 16 years old and the one standing up is looking pretty scared. he put out his arms to block my fist and i went right through his guard and smashed him in the nose. his friends are still sitting on the ground, and the kid i laid out is holding his face and bippin about how he was 'just kidding, didn't mean anything man, what the , my nose..' etc. i point a finger at his friends saying 'you in punks.', walk to my bike and take off back en route.
in punks. |
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| kutvolkots |
| Generalism isn't nice. |
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| XoxidE |
I hope you got out of there fast, because if you are 18+, you will go to jail for that, hitting a younger kid...
it sounded like he deserved it anyways
good job! |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| i like that story. great feelin wasnt it? |
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| SID133 |
| lol nice you should have beat him with the 40 |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| what is a 40? |
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| jonSun |
| Damn I thought we only has punk kids like that in America. Its fun though, sometimes I hop in my car driving by the Jr Highs & grade schools looking for some action. Sometimes I actually feel like superman by being able to pound kids faces to the ground that havent fully matured yet. Especially when they hit you back square in the face & you dont even flinch. Then when I leave them laying on the ground after my heroic victory i say "asta la vista baby". I AM THE TERMINATOR |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
what is a 40? |
banned |
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| Fresh Prince |
| A bottle of liquor I presume. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
what is a 40? |
40 year old Boy |
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