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girlfriend's militaristic father meets fun loving boy's condoms (pg. 3)
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| jonze234 |
"well maybe i wouldnt have to use a condom if she would clean out her pooper"
be aware that the parents will probably be stalking you just to make sure no funny business is going on. |
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| Floorfiller |
| "you're right to be suspicious, i shagged her...i shagged her rotten" |
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| Ondrayce |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
"you father found a box of 12 condoms in your room, 10 of which are missing." |
I'm sorry. I was kind of hoping this would end in something like, "I know she only used six on me. What the hell happened to the other four?" |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ondrayce
I'm sorry. I was kind of hoping this would end in something like, "I know she only used six on me. What the hell happened to the other four?" |
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| david.michael |
| "What? Oh, the CONDOMS, RIGHT! WE USE THOSE WHEN WE'RE IN!" |
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| tribu |
In all honesty, if you're snooping through someone's room and you find something unexpected, it's no one's fault but your own.
Wait does this make you a (stauatory) rapist? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
"What? Oh, the CONDOMS, RIGHT! WE USE THOSE WHEN WE'RE IN!" |
I guess you'd get more impact with "What? Oh, the condoms, right! We never remember to use the darn things" :p |
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| guster |
"You know the stove? Oh yeah. Last night's dinner was cooked with steamy bum sweat."
I'm doped up. Forgive me. :o |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| "Sir, I would never dream of impregnating your daughter. I just use her for sex." |
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| Moral Hazard |
| "well we would go bareback if not for that nasty case of herpies your daughter has." |
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| Lira |
| "Those are actually chocolate mints, sir." |
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| willson |
"you father found a box of 12 condoms in your room, 10 of which are missing."
"You think thats good? Should see how many emtpy boxes are in my room :p " |
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