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girlfriend's militaristic father meets fun loving boy's condoms
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| D-res |
... yeah
so i drove over to my girlfriends house and just a few minutes after we get there we were sitting in her living room and just chillin, deciding what we were gonna do tonight when her mom comes inside and hangs up the phone. She walks over and sits down on the couch across from us.
her mom: "i just got off the phone with your father and he was digging through your room and found something."
my gf: "what"
her mom: "you have no idea why i would be sitting here talking to you after you father says he found something in your room."
all the while i was looking back and forth at both of them with a smirk on my face.
her mom: "you father found a box of 12 condoms in your room, 10 of which are missing."
we've sworn to both her parents that we've never done it, although lets be honest, we all the time. her dad is one of those military dads. the really strict ones... yeah. i'm kinda scared, but i cant help but laugh at this situation.
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
... yeah
so i drove over to my girlfriends house and just a few minutes after we get there we were sitting in her living room and just chillin, deciding what we were gonna do tonight when her mom comes inside and hangs up the phone. She walks over and sits down on the couch across from us.
her mom: "i just got off the phone with your father and he was digging through your room and found something."
my gf: "what"
her mom: "you have no idea why i would be sitting here talking to you after you father says he found something in your room."
all the while i was looking back and forth at both of them with a smirk on my face.
her mom: "you father found a box of 12 condoms in your room, 10 of which are missing."
we've sworn to both her parents that we've never done it, although lets be honest, we all the time. her dad is one of those military dads. the really strict ones... yeah. i'm kinda scared, but i cant help but laugh at this situation.
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:wtf: :stongue: |
now you might as well break it to them that you have herpes too. "at least i'm using protection." |
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| ierxium |
| So what are the chances that in the next few days the father beats the hell out of you? |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
So what are the chances that in the next few days the father beats the hell out of you? |
haha.. i'm actually not worried in the least bit |
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| ierxium |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
haha.. i'm actually not worried in the least bit |
Girlfriend is taking care of it, right? |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
haha.. i'm actually not worried in the least bit |
unl;ess O I email him this
(swiish(_++_) |
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| Jackson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
unl;ess O I email him this
(swiish(_++_) |
Or this one
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| DjWhooCares |
HAHA
funny thread....Damn...give us feedback on what the dad tells u and stuff... |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
we've sworn to both her parents that we've never done it, although lets be honest, we all the time. her dad is one of those military dads. the really strict ones... yeah. i'm kinda scared, but i cant help but laugh at this situation.
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you should be honest with them. i mean, it's better that they get a grip with the reality that people have sex instead of be in denial about it. |
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| Chris d(-_-)b |
| Whats up with the parents? I could't care less about what they think. If i want to someone i just go ahead and someone without asking for permission. |
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| d-miurge |
| you: "hey are you a soldier? So you know that I made water's bombs with the condoms!" |
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| klingklang77 |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
you should be honest with them. i mean, it's better that they get a grip with the reality that people have sex instead of be in denial about it. |
+1. they are going to have to accept that their little girl has sex.
plus you were using condoms, so at least you were responsible about it. |
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