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girlfriend's militaristic father meets fun loving boy's condoms (pg. 4)
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| dj_bas |
"WHAT!? I'M STILL A VIRGIN!!! YOU ING WHORE!!!"
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
"Look, an eagle!" |
roflmaoz0rs.
Best so far imo. |
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| david.michael |
| "Don't worry sir, I only used 3 of them to boink your daughter. The rest I used to cover my face when I was robbing convenience stores." |
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| loconet |
You to her mom:
"Well then we better get rid of the ones in your room" |
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| david.michael |
| "Yes sir... did you know there's a joke on every condom? Or did you never unroll them far enough....." |
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| Aiwendil |
Joke on condom:
What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
*turn condom over*
The longer you play with them, the harder they get |
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| D-res |
haha.. great responses :stongue:
no but we told her parents that we took some out of the box so that we have them at her mom's house, her dad's house and my house, and not because we were planning on doing it, but for a safety precaution in case we just sorta get in the moment. we'd rather be safe that not safe, even though we werent planning on using them, we just have them for whenever that moment happens.
so... what i'm gonna do is go out and buy another of the same pack today and take some out and then i can show them that i had the rest at my house, thus alleviating their worries that the missing 10 were used for sex. |
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| david.michael |
Er... I guess that works....
Now they'll never let you be alone again because he knows you either boned his daughter, or are planning to :) |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Er... I guess that works....
Now they'll never let you be alone again because he knows you either boned his daughter, or are planning to :) |
him.. i'm moving away on saturday and he'll hardly see any of me after that. his daughter on the other hand... ;) :p |
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| david.michael |
| lol, you know I just now realized that the title said "militaristic". I've been reading "materialistic" the whole time, not paying enough attention. I started wondering WTF materialism had to do with anything. :toothless |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
him.. i'm moving away on saturday and he'll hardly see any of me after that. his daughter on the other hand... ;) :p |
what if he chaperones your dates? :wtf: |
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