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how do you say goodbye on the phone? (pg. 7)
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| Silky Johnson |
| I lie and say I'm going into labour. Works like a charm. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I lie and say I'm going into labour. Works like a charm. |
I see a pattern with your posting & now im going to rape it. Works like a charm.
I lie and say I'm about to cum in her eye. Works like a charm.
I lie and say im about to hop on a plane. Works like a charm.
I lie and say I just killed my girlfriend & I gotta clean her blood up before the cops get here. Works like a charm.
I lie and say my heroin dealer has jsut arrived & I gotta shoot up. Works like a charm.
I lie and say teisto alligators sasha alligators BCF. works like a charm |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
if you get bored of a conversation, one of my friend's tricks works perfectly
right when they're in a middle of a sentence just go 'ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhBYE'and hang up immediately
preferrably starting the ehhhh soft and ending loud
works like a charm |
that's absolutely brilliant...must try |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. |
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| Aiwendil |
| WHAT? WHAT???? YOU'RE BREAKING UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! I SAID YOU'RE BREAKING UP!! WHAT DID YOU SAY??!! I'LL CALL YOU BACK LATER WHEN THEY FIX MY PHONE! |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
me: "shssshheeeewwssshhhhssshhhhhh sh shhhhh sshhhhhshhhh"
Mate: " ....."
me: "sssshhhhhweeeeee shhhhweeeee ssshh sshhh sshhhhh shs sh shs sh"
Mate: " ....are you rubbing your dick on the phone again'
me: "maybe"
*beep beep beep* |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I'm sorry but I'm in love with someone else. |
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| trewqy |
usually for chicks..
Kluvyabyebye.(say it quickly; chicks love it for some reason)
for guys..usualy no bye or just bye. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| My brain says no. |
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| Aiwendil |
| Commissioner Gordon just sent me a fax, Doctor Octopus is trying to steal the Lenin mausoleum! I must protect it! AWAY!!! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Six o'clock feed the cats, six o'clock feed the cats, six o'clock feed the cats. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| The stock market is crashing & I got an itchy leg. |
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