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:: The Friday Club :: (pg. 2)
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| sLiCk_NiCk |
| well benny all evidence points to him being the boss of the X-Men crew?? |
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| Anomyst |
| Fair enough, most of us are all generation X anyway... |
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| Anomyst |
Apples and oranges and my mouse is playing up, wonder whats in store for the rest of the day, hopefully the weather keeps cause its looking the goodz!
Went to bimbo's breaks last night, Saw Jo spinning some quality breaks, not party breaks either!! deep and banging!
Wicked wicked!! |
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| Teflon_Teapot |
| god i am bored |
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| Anomyst |
Well you have come to the right place....
if your bored, my blog will keep you busy.. (hehehe p[lug) |
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| Teflon_Teapot |
| i have read your blog, although i may have been updated |
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| Anomyst |
i try and put a heap of in there each day..
makes the days go faster when your busy not doing work haha |
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| Anomyst |
TWO COWS
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other
and
throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies,
and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk
of
four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped
dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of
an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever
cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once
a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for
lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You
count
them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn
you
have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for
storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who
reported
the numbers.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN EGYPTIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are voting for Mubarak! |
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| Dr P |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lmao.
im glad my friends cant read this. they tend to think all avid trance enthusiasts are drug fvcked, shape-cutting weirdos :D this thread would only give em more ammunition ;) |
well trance music is drug music |
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| Anomyst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr P
well trance music is drug music |
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| Dr P |
| quote: | Originally posted by Anomyst
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cows were funny dude.
I don't need to hang myself.
I was just quoting a well quoted factoid. |
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| Anomyst |
Who cares, why flame a scene your in? but of course everybody is on drugs according to the Dr.P Clubbers Guide.
Cows were funny!! :) |
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