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:: The Friday Club :: (pg. 27)
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| tathi |
| work has been unbelievably ed today. |
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| Trance Nutter |
Is that the Josh from Adelaide?
(can't be too many female (debateable) Josh's)
You guys are lucky she's only there sporadically, try having her play in every club every night (or atleast it seems that way)
There was even a Josh in Concert a few months back. |
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| MiSSyM |
hahaha awwwwwww Tathi did loverboy Leonard finally reject you?
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by tathi
work has been unbelievably ed today. |
awww, whats wrong kiddo? tell me it involves gays, asians and the sales department ;)
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance Nutter
Is that the Josh from Adelaide?
(can't be too many female (debateable) Josh's)
You guys are lucky she's only there sporadically, try having her play in every club every night (or atleast it seems that way)
There was even a Josh in Concert a few months back. |
yeah, thats her! *groan* true, she's only here sporadically but thats still too much. worst dj ever imo. makes the cheesy crap i play sound all underground-like :rolleyes: worst taste in \"trance\" EVER. |
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| tathi |
| quote: | | hahaha awwwwwww Tathi did loverboy Leonard finally reject you? |
no
but
lets just say after my last toilet break
it hurts to sit down
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| MiSSyM |
awwwwwwww too many poor gerbils for your liking Mr. Im reporting you to the RSPCA!
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
ahhhh, im fvcking off right now. so its da weekend kids. thank fvck for that. fvck i hate people and working and australia post.
everyone rock on and party safe! (this means no blowing begic for $5 if youre down on your luck). its better to be down on your luck than down on begic.
bbfn! |
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| Anomyst |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
ahhhh, im fvcking off right now. so its da weekend kids. thank fvck for that. fvck i hate people and working and australia post.
everyone rock on and party safe! (this means no blowing begic for $5 if youre down on your luck). its better to be down on your luck than down on begic.
bbfn! |
hahaha a friday without gerbals is a good friday! |
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| tathi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Anomyst
hahaha a friday without gerbals is a good friday! |
Good Friday only comes around once a year ;) |
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| Aesthetic |
he's right actually
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN (this means no blowing begic for $5 if youre down on your luck). its better to be down on your luck than down on begic.
bbfn! |
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| MiSSyM |
| quote: | Ten Commandments Plus One Found
JEBEL MUSA, EGYPT- In what is surely to be considered among the greatest archaeological discoveries of all time, diggers have uncovered the Ten Commandments and, unbelievably, a forgotten eleventh Commandment.
"We were digging around, just like any other day, when I came across these two tablets," said Bryan Holmes, archaeologist. "I speak Hebrew, so I knew what they were immediately."
Holmes first saw that the engraved writing appeared to be written by some sort of cartoon-like fiery specter. He then noticed that there was an extra, uncharacteristically long commandment, filling up the back of the second tablet. Holmes translates as:
Eleven.
Thou shalt not felch. Thou shalt not purchase nor steal small creatures of the order Rodentia with the purpose of inserting these animals into thy anal cavities. Thou shalt not take up hamsters, gerbils, nor mice, break off their nails and teeth, stick them in a cold, oft icy place to slow down their heart rates, then use a semi-collapsible container to shoot them into thy colon area, which would then slowly unfreeze them, causing them to jerk spastically in a vain attempt to breathe, consequently resulting in homosexual ecstasy.
This new, seemingly obvious commandment has sent shockwaves throughout California and dioceses nationwide. Many people are planning to give up their felch-loving lifestyles.
"I’m a good Christian," said a priest, who wishes to remain anonymous. "I will reluctantly relinquish my daily ritual of inserting cryogenic guinea pigs into my ass. Hey, it’s not all bad- think of the money I’ll save by not going to the pet store every week and not buying so many two liter Coke bottles."
Fortunately for felchers, it does not appear that God has condemned the pouring of cement, with or without ping pong balls, into bodily crevices.
 The party's over. |
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