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What is your best excuse for missing work?
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| grooviebeats |
There was a survey done in chicago that asked what was your fake excuse for missing work. some of the replys are:
"I'm too drunk to drive to work;"
"The ghosts in my house kept me up all night;"
"I'm too fat to get into my work pants;" and
"My son accidentally fell asleep next to wet cement in our back yard. His foot fell in and we can't get it out."
I wanted to open this up to the working TA's and see what is your best fake excuse for missing work? |
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| Zeiter |
| im sick...they cannot actually come to my house to verify that + i got a n uncle who is a doctor..so its pretty easy to bring a valid statement heheh |
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| LuNaSeA |
i got the runs.... no way they would even question that. :stongue:
once i was out all weekend partying and i had no voice left and wanted to spend time with my bf so i just called in and said i had laryngitis. it worked like a charm and i didn't even have to fake anything with my voice. |
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| dj_bas |
doctor's appointment in a city that's far away
i live in orange county, work in LA (about an hour drive with traffic)
"Can't come in today because i have a doctor's appointment at noon"
if they made me come in, i would work from 8-11 then leave for my appt, and possibly get back after 2 an work till 5? so my day would be pretty unproductive. much more cost effective if i just didn't come in ;) |
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| Zeiter |
| yeah, well here everything is so near, so it would be like if i took an appoitment at noon, i'd leave at 11:30 and be back to normal at 1:00pm unless i need to go see a specilist at the hospital which is at least minimum 2 hours waiting....our system needs some changes oh well.. |
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| Floorfiller |
| my herpes flared up and i have to go to the doctor hahaha |
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| dj_bas |
| i have leprosy...and i drive a stick :eek: |
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| Zeiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
my herpes flared up and i have to go to the doctor hahaha |
im sure you use it...:nervous: |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
my herpes flared up and i have to go to the doctor hahaha |
:eyes: |
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| Slylee |
| food poisioning or migraine. |
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| jonze234 |
| i work in chicago and ive seen a lot of people that can use the "too fat for my work pants" excuse. |
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| Zeiter |
| at my first job, i was a dish washer (yeah its lame anyways) i cut my finger with you know the chief's big knife and the only thing they said was like, get urself a band aid and everything will turn just fine and go back to work..so the next morning, i wake up, my finger was almost dancing and i went to see the doctor and he put me on a week antibiotics with cream and some sort of bandaid...anyways and he asked some government agencies to check how were things going at the restaurant...next thing to know when i come back, a cook cuts his nail and they tell him to go see a doctor immediately :eyes: :eyes: |
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