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Movie quotes! (pg. 6)
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| simms327 |
"ITS NOT A TUMOR"
Arnie - Junior
"WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO"
Arnie - Kindergarten Cop |
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| Nikitha |
| quote: | Originally posted by b4k-oz
Team America, Guy in Bar:
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and s. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your s, Chuck. And all the s want us to all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get ed by dicks. But dicks also s, Chuck. And if they didn't the s, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your all covered in !
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AHHH AHAHAHAHA the barf-scene that ensues after this speech has got to be one the the FUNNIEST things i have ever seen in my life... i start laughing about it as soon as it shows him in the bar.. its too much to handle
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| voodoochild |
| quote: | Originally posted by b4k-oz
Team America, Guy in Bar:
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and s. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your s, Chuck. And all the s want us to all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get ed by dicks. But dicks also s, Chuck. And if they didn't the s, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your all covered in !
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ABSOLUTE..............GOLD!!! |
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| Tygon |
A couple from Donnie Darko:
Donnie: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.
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Donnie: [reading poem in class] A storm is coming, Frank says / A storm that will swallow the children / And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain / I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps / And send the monsters back to the underground / I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them / Except for me / Because I am Donnie Darko. |
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| DeE420 |
THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
Eli - "You never gave me the time of day until I started getting good reviews."
Margot - "Your reviews aren't that good."
SPUN
Ross: "Spoof. Dope. Crank. Creep. Bomb. Spank. . Bang. Zip. Tweak. Chard. Call it what you will. It's all methamphetamin... That's what I'm here for."
NATURAL BORN KILLERS
Mickey - "It's just murder, man. All of God's creatures do it in one form or another. Look at the forest; you got species killing other species. Then there's our species, killing ALL species INCLUDING the forest, and we just call it industry, not murder. But I know a lot of people who deserve to die." |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tygon
A couple from Donnie Darko:
Donnie: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.
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Donnie: [reading poem in class] A storm is coming, Frank says / A storm that will swallow the children / And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain / I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps / And send the monsters back to the underground / I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them / Except for me / Because I am Donnie Darko. |
Good good excellent excellent movie.
I loved it. That's my kinda dark film! :) |
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| arek |
| " MOM THE MEATLOAF!" |
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| Jem_hadar |
That no one has posted a 'n Napoleon Dynamite quote yet.
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
-jem- |
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| Jem_hadar |
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
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"You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff."
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"Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. "
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I laughed so hard the first time I heard these as I watched them with Lars and Sueprstar in his dorm on a sketchy Sunday after a massive party.
God those were unexpected just GREAT times!!!!! :disbelief :disbelief
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| preppie chick |
| ^^^ I ing *heart* Napoleon!!! |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
HOLY ! I can't believe no one posted Napoleon quotes yet either Jamie!
Remember at WEMF when we were just sitting in the tent doing quotes for like an hr! Haha
We may as well just post the script in this thread! |
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| VERTiG0 |
| Okay guys the movie was funny for a bit but now its all over, we can relax and move on to better things |
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