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| Anton |
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Jules: Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide ing open.
Vincent: What the does that mean?
Jules: It means, that's it for me. From here on in you can consider my ass retired.
Vincent: Jesus Christ.
Jules: Don't blaspheme.
Vincent: Goddamn.
Jules: I said don't do that!
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Jules: , ni**er, what did you do to his towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this 's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same in' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.
-- Pulp Fiction |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
Okay guys the movie was funny for a bit but now its all over, we can relax and move on to better things |
no...it's still hilarious |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Anton
-- Pulp Fiction |
The Wolf is awesome.
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same in' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean .
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot in' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: you.
Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the mother******. Go back in there, chill them ni**ers out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly.
Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the mother******. Go back in there, chill them ni**ers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.
Jules: You sendin' the Wolf?
Marsellus: Oh, you feel better, mother******?
Jules: [relieved] , Negro, that's all you had to say!
Jules: ENGLISH MOTHER******, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
Okay guys the movie was funny for a bit but now its all over, we can relax and move on to better things |
*almost post.* |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Anton
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Jules: Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide ing open.
Vincent: What the does that mean?
Jules: It means, that's it for me. From here on in you can consider my ass retired.
Vincent: Jesus Christ.
Jules: Don't blaspheme.
Vincent: Goddamn.
Jules: I said don't do that!
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Jules: , ni**er, what did you do to his towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this 's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same in' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.
-- Pulp Fiction |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
The Wolf is awesome.
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same in' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean .
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot in' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: you.
Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the mother******. Go back in there, chill them ni**ers out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly.
Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the mother******. Go back in there, chill them ni**ers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.
Jules: You sendin' the Wolf?
Marsellus: Oh, you feel better, mother******?
Jules: [relieved] , Negro, that's all you had to say!
Jules: ENGLISH MOTHER******, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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Quite very possibly the most fantastic, amazing movie EVER MADE.
The END!
-jem- |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
HOLY ! I can't believe no one posted Napoleon quotes yet either Jamie!
Remember at WEMF when we were just sitting in the tent doing quotes for like an hr! Haha
We may as well just post the script in this thread! |
OMG I DO girl! Laughed my mothering ASS OFF so hard. It was liquid gold.
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
no...it's still hilarious |
True say. Put Cale in his place habibi girl! ;) :o
-jem- |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jem_hadar
Quite very possibly the most fantastic, amazing movie EVER MADE.
The END!
-jem- |
You know what was ing awesome? I got to study that in a film class I took in first year...we watched it like 800 times, and yet I still never got sick of it. |
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| Stereo Mada |
Announcer: "You're watching Channel 4 News, with five time Emmy award winning anchor Ron Burgundy, and McGee."
Veronica: "Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. McGee is on vacation."
Ron: "And I'm ... I'm Ron Burgundy."
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Ron : "Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!"
Champ : "It jumped up a notch!"
Ron : "It did, didn't it? "
Brick : "Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart! "
Ron : "I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?"
Brick : "Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!"
Ron : "Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."
Both from anchorman
HAHA i love this movie |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stereo Mada
Announcer: "You're watching Channel 4 News, with five time Emmy award winning anchor Ron Burgundy, and McGee."
Veronica: "Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. McGee is on vacation."
Ron: "And I'm ... I'm Ron Burgundy."
__________________________________________________________
Ron : "Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!"
Champ : "It jumped up a notch!"
Ron : "It did, didn't it? "
Brick : "Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart! "
Ron : "I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?"
Brick : "Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!"
Ron : "Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."
Both from anchorman
HAHA i love this movie |
HahahahahaHahahaha :stongue: :stongue:
i *love* that movie so much. |
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| Nightscape |
Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother****** and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat s her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."
-Reservoir Dogs
Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a . It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
-Good Will Hunting
Jay: All you mother******s are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our , then out our , then eat their which is made up of our that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you mothers are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stereo Mada
from anchorman
HAHA i love this movie |
Another movie we should just post the full script up for! |
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| awishabear |
All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.
- Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
It's not who I am on the inside, but what I do that defines me.
- Batman Begins
I have a sneaking suspicion that if you look around, you'll find that love actually is all around.
- Love Actually
Escapé!
- Dori remembering how to read in Finding Nemo
Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?
- My Fair Lady
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
- Fight Club
AAANNNND that'll do'er for now. :) I will probably think of more. |
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