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What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard Someone Say (pg. 3)
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| Sunsnail |
| "Oh, you went to france, huh? Did you see the queen." |
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| eye_03 |
actually, someone once crawled on their hands and knees and crawled between her legs like she was giving birth to him. he also poured a juicebox on himself to simulate placenteal juices!!
yeah, i wish that woulda happened!!:D |
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| medinaM5 |
"im talkin about a place called asssspennnn"
"i dont know lloyd, the french are s" |
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| amphetamine |
I don't know about dumb, but what this guy said to me was scary! And he didn't look like he was feeling so good either.
Guy: You're fu*king hot--I wanna crush your skull and eat your heart!
Me: :nervous:
I left that place. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by eye_03
heh, once i was wandering the halls in high school and i overheard this like 400lb whale say to her friend "i feel fat today" as she was eating french fries:wtf: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
You should've yelled, "I sense fat, too." |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ripped Bag
Then some random guy should have said "the force is strong with this one" |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
And then someone should've said, "Oh yeah, there's a fat chick down the hall, too." |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ripped Bag
and then someone should have said "oh no" with 5 people repeating..
Then suddenly the Kool-Aid man bursts in and says "OH YEEEAH" |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by amphetamine
I don't know about dumb, but what this guy said to me was scary! And he didn't look like he was feeling so good either.
Tiesto: You're fu*king hot--I wanna crush your skull and eat your heart!
Me: :nervous:
Tiesto fan: 
I left that place. |
edited :( |
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| amphetamine |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
edited :( |
Huh? LOLz. :tongue2 |
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| wizniz |
urun
urun so far awayayayyyyy |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by amphetamine
Huh? LOLz. :tongue2 |
It's not a problem, I think we're all victims of Tiesto abuse sometimes. :o |
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| kadomony |
i work in sales.
it gets dumber by the day. |
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| amphetamine |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
It's not a problem, I think we're all victims of Tiesto abuse sometimes. :o |
Oh, I don't mind getting abuse by the man. He can do more than just crush my skull and eat my heart out. |
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| TaylorR |
"how was it?" (in regards to a funeral)
dumbass |
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