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What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard Someone Say (pg. 4)
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| kofrad |
| i was in the dollar store once, i see a group of old people swarm the lady at the register. they ask how much everything is. |
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| afxtwin |
yeah ive said some pretty dumb things relating to a funeral once..
a friend of mine died in iraq, but i wasnt able to attend a funeral. ive never seen his wife, so the day after my friend went to the funeral me and him smoked some sticky, and i blurted out "is she hot?". my friend nearly slapped me
that also reminds me of all the stupid ppl would say when high. i just cant rememeber any of it |
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| kadomony |
hmm i just remembered. in highschool once, somone asked if gravity was when you rub a balloon and it sticks to your shirt.
i almost walked out of the class. |
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| plastikE |
some girl in my senior A.P. Calc class (junior year of h.s.), of all classes, raises her hand and asks our professor "whats the number right before infinity?"
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| dinoXpress |
Me: They should make you sign a waiver before going to these psy raves.. gets intense!
Mate 1: Yeah rly
Mate 2: I'll get my own waver..
*waves his arms around*
me and mate 1: WHAT THE FCUK!
Mate 2: No really, where do u get them, i want to have some for saturday! Psychotic Micro dude!!!
Me and mate 1: WHAT THE FCUK!!!!!
*Laughin uncontrolably for a while, then explained him the absolute ing retardedness of his last comment*
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| SomewhatDamaged |
Guy: So do you know why we celebrate Independence Day?
Girl: Yea, because that's the day we won the Civil War. |
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| _Ocean_Drive_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
A girl in one of my history discussions actually asked this question:
"I don't get it. Why are we always on the side of the allies?"
I was in shock. |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| Jackson |
After watching a rented movie with some friends. One of them says:
"How am i supposed to rewind the DvD before we take it back to the store?" |
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| verndogs |
friend: "Do Jews believe in a god?"
ay |
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| mellow_head |
| I asked someone if he was gay (this guy is incredibly dumb and dresses in Hilfinger outfits and like that). He replied: 'I dunno, what does it mean?' We were at a friend's house, the six of us. There was a moment of silence before 4 of us literally dropped us selfs to the floor from laughing :stongue: :stongue: |
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| moondog |
| quote: | | What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard Someone Say? |
That tiesto's a good DJ :stongue:
Sorry, couldn't help myself:o |
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| amphetamine |
| quote: | Originally posted by plastikE
some girl in my senior A.P. Calc class (junior year of h.s.), of all classes, raises her hand and asks our professor "whats the number right before infinity?"
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LOLz! |
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