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What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard Someone Say (pg. 5)
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| KrazyDJs |
My friend once thought that kids come from the belly button,
She also thought that one a kid, who's age is less then 10, cuts a finger - it grows back.
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
Theres a girl who's a senior in high school where i graduated from that my girlfriend knows. Apparently she claims that the existance of wild animals is pointless and there should only be 2 of each animal in a cage somewhere all Noah's Ark style..
:wtf: wtf is wrong with people? :wtf: |
hahahaha
as for me, i'd have to say the most recent was my shakespeare obssessed nerdy teacher saying she doesn't watch movies...she hates movies...she only reads.
how the hell can u hate movies these days?? |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahahaha
as for me, i'd have to say the most recent was my shakespeare obssessed nerdy teacher saying she doesn't watch movies...she hates movies...she only reads.
how the hell can u hate movies these days?? |
I take it you haven't seen Gigli. |
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| Slylee |
no it was different. she acted like they're all the same. :wtf:
I mean I know there are readers who always say, “the movie wasn’t as good as the book” and I respect that (my mom is one of those), but to just act like Hollywood has nothing to offer these days movie-wise is just plain ignorant. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
no it was different. she acted like they're all the same. :wtf:
I mean I know there are readers who always say, “the movie wasn’t as good as the book” and I respect that (my mom is one of those), but to just act like Hollywood has nothing to offer these days movie-wise is just plain ignorant. |
Books are usually better in regards to content. Ofcourse people like the flashy visuals that movies provide, but most of those people dont care to use their imagination to get that same feeling of awe when reading a book. |
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| Ygrene |
My cousin said this, in regards to some flat Coca-cola that we were drinking. Granted, he was making a joke but, still one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. And now that i look back, one of the funniest too.
"This pop is so old, I fell off a dinosaur while drinking it."
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| BlAcKNoVa |
Was working at an Extreme Pita...and had thrown this womans meat on the grill, went back to the veggie counter and asked if she wanted mushrooms, onions & green pepper on the grill...she looked at me and pointed to the veggie counter and said "is that the grill?". I was absolutely shocked I heard her say that. She was dead serious too. I paused for a minute...and finally replied back "uhhh, no, that's the grill over there" *pointing behind me and to the right*.
I felt like saying yes and throwing some on the counter in front of me and start making sizzling sounds. Stupidest thing I ever heard. |
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| _Ocean_Drive_ |
Heard on the radio a few years ago that there was an American couple looking at Windsor Castle. They were talking to an archaeologist and saying how amazing it was. The wife then said "It's absoloutely beautiful", to which the husband added, "Yeah. It's a shame they had to build it so near to Heathrow Airport."
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| dinoXpress |
| Oh man, today at football practice, we were just kicking the ball around and i said some about fifa on sega nintento 24 blah just whatever, just spouting out random words, and some was like 24? what? and i start laughing at what i said, im like oh .. then this one guy, (same numbskull as in previous post) is like: There is a nintendo 24, dude, i had one.. and all of us were just like..:rolleyes: :stongue: |
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| MaxTO |
*at an ice sculpture exhibit*
some lady: "what do they do with the sculptures when they melt"
everyone else: :wtf: |
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| Demoted |
| If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college. |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by BlAcKNoVa
I felt like saying yes and throwing some on the counter in front of me and start making sizzling sounds. |
hilarious! :toothless |
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