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Ode to DJ RJT
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| emc^2 |
DJ RJT - you're my idol my hero
You help keep IQ of the CORe above zero
You censor my posts and show me the way
I realy don't know how to thank you today.
You set the new standars for me to reach for
All, while showing me out TA door
I'm sorry I've angered you, CORe Wh0re #1
I'm lamer than your illegitimate son.
Don't hate me for lameness I bring to this board
You know, I am looking for your love and support
You're flawless as idol perched up on his stand
But deep down inside - you're a boy, not a man.
Ok, I am done with boosting your ego
Your "better than thoug" attitude's got to go
I don't give a about your beef with me
Your trolling and bitching has no influence - see.
You probably live in your old parents' house
You're probably is ripped like a crack-adled mouse
You work in Mc Donnalds for minimum wage
and dream of one day spinning records on stage.
But guess what - you suck, not at just spinning - but cock
But - hey, that's ok, coz' I don't give a .
I don't care what you or dumb bitches like you
Would like me to follow, to say, or to do.
Now, kiss my big ass and go pound some sand
Coz' I will continue to piss you off all I can
And don't feel too proud that I wrote this for you
I felt you're just special - it was the right thing to do.
So, of and die, eat some - I don't care
I wouldn't take piss on you - even on dare
I wouldn't even notice you if you were on fire
So, I'm through wit'cha bitch, go a tire.
OK?
/slams mic down, EMINEM style |
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| Silky Johnson |
Ode to emc^2:
No one likes you. |
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| medinaM5 |
| give it up bro, this isnt gonna get u anywhere |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| I dont get it. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Ode to emc^2:
No one likes you. |
a) like I give a
b) you need a new record to spin, this "no one likes you" is getting old. |
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| RapidFire |
| im afraid and dont rhyme. try again |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
a) like I give a
b) you need a new record to spin, this "no one likes you" is getting old. |
I dunno, this one's gettin' pretty old too, yet I still laugh my ass off every time I post it:
:haha: |
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| Aiwendil |
Oh fiddle dee dee
Oh fiddle dee lie
Why oh why oh why
Won't you off and dye
Me a shirt right now
Because I am cold
Just like your grandmother
Who is hairy and old |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I dunno, this one's gettin' pretty old too, yet I still laugh my ass off every time I post it:
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:clown: ...and I'm the "lame" one... :rolleyes: |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
Oh fiddle dee dee
Oh fiddle dee lie
Why oh why oh why
Won't you off and dye
Me a shirt right now
Because I am cold
Just like your grandmother
Who is hairy and old |
get on the bandwagon, here's your ticket to ride.
I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now. hope you're happy. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
:clown: ...and I'm the "lame" one... :rolleyes: |
wow, it must've taken you a good amount of time to write that poem. way to go, dude. |
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| medinaM5 |
| :haha: i think its amusing that you actually took the time to write that long ass ty rhyme, when u KNOW no one will care or agree with you...just accept it already |
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