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So i was horny at the bar...
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
ok so i went to campus bar yesterday.. and i was trying to pick up some girls,, you know get to know them and their personalities yaddyadyada
so i accidently turn around and elbow this girl in teh face.
I turn around and notice she is really hot. So i am like "ohhhhhh im so sorry, i really didnt mean it."
and she was very upset. so i was like "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ok let me buy you a drink"
so we went to the bar. And it was a bit of a lineup to get drinks. I am thinking to myself this is whats giong to happen. Shes going to make me buy her a drink.. then shes going to vamous.
So i am talking to her.. and asking her where does it hurt. And she shows me. And i ask her if i can kiss it better? and shes like no. So we got into a bit of an argument and then she said she could buy her onw drink. So i was like OK fine. and she was like "oh your not going to buy me a drink?" and i was like "oh your not going to make out with me?" and she was like NO and i was like no. So she left and i didnt see her till later in the night. i ran into her outside the bar. I appologized to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said no.. i told her fine, your loss. And that was that.
So the moral of this story is that she deserved to get elbowed in teh face. :toothless |
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| StanVoid |
| hey, props to you for being persistent at least y'know? |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
So the moral of this story is that she deserved to get elbowed in teh face. :toothless |
hahaha love it Karim.
eat that skanky hoe! pizzwned! |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
ok so i went to campus bar yesterday.. and i was trying to pick up some girls,, you know get to know them and their personalities yaddyadyada
so i accidently turn around and elbow this girl in teh face.
I turn around and notice she is really hot. So i am like "ohhhhhh im so sorry, i really didnt mean it."
and she was very upset. so i was like "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ok let me buy you a drink"
so we went to the bar. And it was a bit of a lineup to get drinks. I am thinking to myself this is whats giong to happen. Shes going to make me buy her a drink.. then shes going to vamous.
So i am talking to her.. and asking her where does it hurt. And she shows me. And i ask her if i can kiss it better? and shes like no. So we got into a bit of an argument and then she said she could buy her onw drink. So i was like OK fine. and she was like "oh your not going to buy me a drink?" and i was like "oh your not going to make out with me?" and she was like NO and i was like no. So she left and i didnt see her till later in the night. i ran into her outside the bar. I appologized to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said no.. i told her fine, your loss. And that was that.
So the moral of this story is that she deserved to get elbowed in teh face. :toothless |
:stongue: that's a great pick-up maneuver.. next time i wanna hit on a chick at the bar i'll punch her in the face in your name |
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| fitom tiel |
| why don't you just crash a funeral already |
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| eFeKz |
| Nice try man, +1 on the persistency. perhaps their was a problem with ur face? most girls dig that , or maybe she was a lez! who knows!:stongue: |
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| Radagast |
Yeah, as long as you pretend you're sorry, you can get away with pretty much anything. Elbowing in the face is for amateurs, though not without its amusement. 'Accidentally' burning them with a cigarrette (preferrably in the eye) is fun, i've done it, and I don't even smoke. You could try 'mishandling' your 20,000 volt 'defence' tazer. I once heard of a guy actually having sex with and ejaculating in in a girl's ass before she had a chance to turn around. Then bip boom bam, he bought her a drink, made an apology, and gave her a smile; rape charges were not filed.
These are the secrets of the American Neo-Ninja. |
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| aria_clubber |
hahaha awesome funny story man hhahaah
and ur right she deserved and elbow on her face hahaha |
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| eFeKz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Yeah, as long as you pretend you're sorry, you can get away with pretty much anything. Elbowing in the face is for amateurs, though not without its amusement. 'Accidentally' burning them with a cigarrette (preferrably in the eye) is fun, i've done it, and I don't even smoke. You could try 'mishandling' your 20,000 volt 'defence' tazer. I once heard of a guy actually having sex with and ejaculating in in a girl's ass before she had a chance to turn around. Then bip boom bam, he bought her a drink, made an apology, and gave her a smile; rape charges were not filed.
These are the secrets of the American Neo-Ninja. |
LMFAO:stongue: :stongue: |
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| chojin |
damn, at least you tried i guess.
but maybe you shoulda stopped with the stupid chat lines after the first time and tried just talking to the poor girl? :D |
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| MeLLyMeL |
what a bitch.
and Karim.. ur always horny:toothless |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Yeah, as long as you pretend you're sorry, you can get away with pretty much anything. Elbowing in the face is for amateurs, though not without its amusement. 'Accidentally' burning them with a cigarrette (preferrably in the eye) is fun, i've done it, and I don't even smoke. You could try 'mishandling' your 20,000 volt 'defence' tazer. I once heard of a guy actually having sex with and ejaculating in in a girl's ass before she had a chance to turn around. Then bip boom bam, he bought her a drink, made an apology, and gave her a smile; rape charges were not filed.
These are the secrets of the American Neo-Ninja. |
LMAO :p :stongue: |
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