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| Radagast |
| That's what happens when you have the sex with a certified nurse. First they go for the perineuem, then they hit you in the ol' cloaca. It's all a noble attempt to get a good look at your spermatozoa. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
do you ever worry the first time you're doing that to a guy that you're gonna get some poop? |
Well, first of all, I've only ever done that to my bf. And it took us a while to get to that point. We've now been together for 7 years, so we're 100% comfortable with each other. So in that respect, no I don't worry that I may get his poo on my finger.
Second, I'm a nursing student. I can handle a little bit of poo on my finger.
Yes, the prospect is kind of gross...but it's childish to freak out about something like that when taking that "risk", and I'm far from uptight about that kind of . Heehee, pun intended.
And no, I haven't ever gotten poo on my finger. |
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| Slylee |
wow i've given the impression that i'm a prude in bed. :stongue:
trust me, we do kinky stuff and he said he has never been more satisfied by any other girl since he's been with me.
i'm just scared he's going to always be into teenagers...even as we get older, that's all.
haha i guess i could have said that to begin with...short version ftw!
ok so this weekend i'm gonna go buy a pair of pokadotted undies and some ruffly socks and should i start giving him a BJ wearing that? lol
oh yea i should get a big lollypop too or wear a cheerleader outfit:wtf: |
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| lücid |
| put your hair in pigtails! :clown: |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
put your hair in pigtails! :clown: |
Hot!
:eyes:
ps: eyepop, lol... |
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| Moral Hazard |
AND ON HIS CHEST
oh, maybe that's just me |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
wow i've given the impression that i'm a prude in bed. :stongue:
trust me, we do kinky stuff and he said he has never been more satisfied by any other girl since he's been with me.
i'm just scared he's going to always be into teenagers...even as we get older, that's all.
haha i guess i could have said that to begin with...short version ftw!
ok so this weekend i'm gonna go buy a pair of pokadotted undies and some ruffly socks and should i start giving him a BJ wearing that? lol
oh yea i should get a big lollypop too or wear a cheerleader outfit:wtf: |
DO EEEET!!
And what's with you?? Prude?? You're a ing Scorpio!! Get with it!
BTW, my bf is also into the "young" thing. He loves the fact that I'm so little and that I look like I'm only 17 when I don't wear any make-up. So I play into that for him. Better him fantasize about ME than some other young broads.
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| Floorfiller |
| jennypie when we go out...i'm into your whole nurse thing. i want you to come clean my bed pan... |
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| Radagast |
Just yell something strange out loud every time he touches your breast, like...
Him: *touches breast*
You: "NINE!"
Him: *thinks...okay whatever...touches breast again*
You: "NINE!!!"
Him: "Uh....nine what?"
You: "Nothing...nevermind..."
Him: *touches breast once more*
You: "NIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!"
That should freak him out well enough. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
DO EEEET!!
And what's with you?? Prude?? You're a ing Scorpio!! Get with it!
BTW, my bf is also into the "young" thing. He loves the fact that I'm so little and that I look like I'm only 17 when I don't wear any make-up. So I play into that for him. Better him fantasize about ME than some other young broads.
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yea i can pretty much pull that off too and i'm sure he loves it, but what about when we get old? :(
PS- anyone have a link to a free trial version of winzip...i must be retarded..can't find one. thanks! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
jennypie when we go out...i'm into your whole nurse thing. i want you to come clean my bed pan... |
Leave a big steamy one for me and I'll give you a sponge bath you'll never forget! |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yea i can pretty much pull that off too and i'm sure he loves it, but what about when we get old? :(
PS- anyone have a link to a free trial version of winzip...i must be retarded..can't find one. thanks! |
www.winzip.com |
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