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Chuck knows you've been spreading lies and blaspheming his name and achievements. (pg. 2)
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| infinity HiGH |
| I love how he plugs his books in at the end, LOL |
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| chojin |
lol, why didnt you post the rest of his response, with blatent plugs:
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........I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
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| RapidFire |
| :stongue: i was expecting him to go in a fit of rage and roundhouse kick everyone that posted it but this was very unexpected. chuck on! |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
Chuck will own j000!
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'll post it later...he's actually also my father...my mom likes beards |
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. |
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| Boomer187 |
it was his publicist who tol dhim. He was interviewed about em and said chuck had no idea.
funah |
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| Marc Summers |
CHUCK NORRIS IS A FALSE GOD!
ALL HAIL MR. T!
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Mr. T doesn't lie! He doesn't bring false hope!
Reporter: "Mr. T, what are you going to now, now that Chuck Norris has lied?"
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| emc^2 |
| No one tells Chuck anything. He hears everything. He even hears the pin drop in a remote forest. The pin flew thousands of miles from a shirt of some guy who got roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck. |
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| Radagast |
| One time Chuck Norris stared at The Sun for seven hours straight. At the end of those seven hours The Sun went out and Chuck retained his sight. |
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