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Chuck knows you've been spreading lies and blaspheming his name and achievements. (pg. 3)
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
One time Chuck Norris stared at The Sun for seven hours straight. At the end of those seven hours The Sun went out and Chuck retained his sight. |
you got it all wrong. Chuck Norris and Sun had a staring contest. After several years of staring at each other Chuck roundhouse kicked Sun and it flinched. Chuck won.
Our gallactic system revolves around Chuck Norris.
Milky way was created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Zeus for bringing him luke-warm milk. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
CHUCK NORRIS IS A FALSE GOD!
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| quote: | | Jan 9, 2006 — WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The one-way journey from the heart of a galaxy into the oblivion of a black hole probably takes about 200,000 years, astronomers said on Monday. However, they were quick to add that recent findings suggested that trip would be considerably shortened if the object was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. The record time to reach the oblivion of a black hole was 3.2 seconds and it was achieved by Mr.T, after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him into aforementioned black hole." |
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1486749 |
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| Radagast |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
you got it all wrong. Chuck Norris and Sun had a staring contest. After several years of staring at each other Chuck roundhouse kicked Sun and it flinched. Chuck won.
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Ah yes, but the main difference is that mine is funny while yours is not. You see, because a normal person would go blind in such a situation while Chuck remains unharmed and in fact blinds the sun. Whereas the crux of your little diddy relies on the overused gimmick of Chuck roundousing something. In your scenario, The Sun could be replaced easily with any other dangerous or impossible thing and the 'joke' would still be as funny (or unfunny). This means that it is simple, not very witty, not very funny, and very disposable. Whether that makes either of us wrong...well...we're both being completely facetious to begin with aren't we, so trying an accusation of that sort might possibly be as foolish as the things Chuck DO. |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
CHUCK NORRIS IS A FALSE GOD!
ALL HAIL MR. T!
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Mr. T doesn't lie! He doesn't bring false hope!
Reporter: "Mr. T, what are you going to now, now that Chuck Norris has lied?"
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puh-lease, chuck would run circles around that chump.
all he has to do is give him that deadly Chuck stare and before you know it- K.O! |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Ah yes, but the main difference is that mine is funny while yours is not. You see, because a normal person would go blind in such a situation while Chuck remains unharmed and in fact blinds the sun. Whereas the crux of your little diddy relies on the unfunny and overused gimmick of Chuck roundousing something. In your scenario, The Sun could be replaced easily with any other dangerous or impossible thing and the 'joke' would still be as funny (or unfunny). This means that it is simple, not very witty, not very funny, and very disposable. Whether that makes either of us wrong...well...we're both being completely facetious to begin with aren't we. |
I'm not even going to comment on what you just said. I'll just email it to Chuck. I'll let him sort you out. :mad:
/p.s. there's a russian saying: stupid example is contageous. :rolleyes: |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
Our gallactic system revolves around Chuck Norris. |
Wrong
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| Marc Summers |
Sorry Ringo :(
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| Boomer187 |
| You all know Chuck is a TA, he has 26 posts, yet he already has custom status. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
You all know Chuck is a TA, he has 26 posts, yet he already has custom status. |
What does his custom status say? |
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| Ygrene |
Dangit, that was disappointing. |
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