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Chuck knows you've been spreading lies and blaspheming his name and achievements.
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| emc^2 |
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
| quote: | IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. |
This is all a coded message, which reads: "I know who you are. Now Chuck is coming fo' yo' a$$!" :whip: |
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| Floorfiller |
| i'd just like to say that i've met the Chuck and got his autograph :eek: |
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| Demoted |
Someone actually showed him the email where it says he either walks or kills?
Priceless. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'd just like to say that i've met the Chuck and got his autograph :eek: |
Masturbating to him in a magazine article that has his named mentioned doesn't count. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
Masturbating to him in a magazine article that has his named mentioned doesn't count. |
i'll post it later...he's actually also my father...my mom likes beards |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'll post it later...he's actually also my father...my mom likes beards |
:wtf: |
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| Radagast |
| Walker told me I have AIDS. |
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| emc^2 |
| ^^^ before or after he seks0r3d you? :p |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Walker told me I have AIDS. |
Heh, I just recently saw that clip. |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Walker told me I have AIDS. |
bahahaha ! i just saw that clip on conan...priceless |
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| chojin |
what a legend to take it that way :p
...though it would have been more amusing seeing a raging pissed off rant at all the internet kids. |
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| Floorfiller |
| i watched sidekicks on TV the other day. chuck norris cracks me up. i don't know how someone so ridiculous can take themselves so seriously. |
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