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Great partying quotes (pg. 10)
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| El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by kabelicious
Movement 2004
Me: Dude, why are you sleeping in the closet?
Friend: Because the mummy can't find the doorknob.
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| El Kay Dee |
system 2002:
after a a small tlak convo with this dude,
him: u do know im trying to pick u up here right??
me:ummm ummm ohhhhhh ummmm...no actually i didnt
him (pointing to a circle of gay guys dancing): those are my buddies right there we come here every friday...
me: oh umm niiiice but to be honest dude..im like 120% straight....its nothing bad bout u..i swear...(run):nervous: |
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| milos |
| "omgggggggggggggggg off and die i don't want to talk to you" |
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| DarkAngel |
"It's party time."
-Swat Commander, CRIME PARTOL for Sega CD.
^this works. |
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| El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
^this works. |
nope...ur fired |
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| newr |
| quote: | Originally posted by El Kay Dee
system 2002:
after a a small tlak convo with this dude,
him: u do know im trying to pick u up here right??
me:ummm ummm ohhhhhh ummmm...no actually i didnt
him (pointing to a circle of gay guys dancing): those are my buddies right there we come here every friday...
me: oh umm niiiice but to be honest dude..im like 120% straight....its nothing bad bout u..i swear...(run):nervous: |
I swear the same guy tried to pick us up... cept it was on my b-day... (the one where i got arrested) anyways... i get talking to this guy who was obviously gay... its convos going fine... we have a few drinks together... he goes "i want to take you home with me tonight and be your sex slave" so i say "some man, don't mean anything offensive about this... but im straight and quite happy... but he's gay (as i point to my best-friend erik)... "oh, umm" he says, "(awkward laughing) i was just joking about that... im in a happy relationship with taht guy over there..." (points to a circle of gay guys dancing...) |
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| tonybologna |
At the Comfort Zone last year, someone says to me: "Don't let her marry the dj" referring to my girlfriend and Dekoze I believe it was.
Myself to my gf last summer in Ibiza: "If I die, please come back and spread my ashes on this dance floor" referring to Circo Loco at DC10. |
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| ** TigerLily ** |
Some random time (can't remember):
Me: *while touching my face with my hands and slapping myself* Holy , I can't feel my face. :wtf:
Chilling in a hotel room afer partying:
Friend: Why are you still dancing, there's no music?
Me: Oh, I can hear music... it's in my head.
**I continue to dance by myself for like, half an hour in the middle of the room with a cowboy hat on and there was no music**
At Lot 332 for a Bachlorette party:
Sitting on the speakers and texted my bf this - "My pants are vibrating" :crazy: |
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| simms327 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ** TigerLily **
Sitting on the speakers and texted my bf this - "My pants are vibrating" :crazy: |
haha, out of the blue i get this txt message
my pants are vibrating
i laughed... and then was curious...:eek: |
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| El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by simms327
i laughed... and then was curious...:eek: |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
if i were u, id jet there and see what the hell was goin on |
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| 5hiftn6ears |
| random: "hi..my names sasha" |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by El Kay Dee
nope...ur fired |
I'm filing for unemployment! :whip: |
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